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“more efficient chips” when said out loud sounds like “more fish and chips”.

Turning into an adult doesn��t make one uncool. It’s just things like replacing a broken sink drain by oneself becomes cool.

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having an old MCU movie playing in the background on the telly is great for late night coding sessions.

urrgh, the clocks are wrong again.

Happy Diwali!

I’m losing my pace at reading Malayalam. More practice needed.

(sigh)

A used Lumix L-mount 50mm 1.8 for £199 at Wex rated ‘Excellent’ condition. MUST RESIST.

You see polls.

I only see data being captured for a future social engineering attack.

Booked tickets for British GP 2026 at Silverstone through Amex Presale. Now I’m gonna be broke when the Amex bill hits.

Too many flags going up around town. Feeling a bit uneasy.

Happy #Onam!

watching the F1 movie.

Eid Mubarak!

Voted.

In corporate reorg hell. RIP my mental health.

Eid Mubarak

Self-censoring a lot of online posts because of a fear the knowledge could be used against me by scammers.

The new boiler has developed a fault and the engineer won’t be visiting until tomorrow. Bracing ourselves for another cold night.

These are times I wish I had spare crypto-mining machines to deploy.

Woohoo, India are the champions! #cricket

spotted a barbershop named “Head Office” and they gave me a good chuckle.

Fingers in the air, fingers everywhere. Fingers in the shell if you create a .plan I’m surely going to hell For this lame rhyme I ran.

A hot topic, a burning issue—I need a new boiler for my home.

I thought it’d be social media giving me ADD but it’s actually $WORK these days.

I’ve somehow been conscripted into so many initiatives, I can’t remember who the people I work with are and what they do. My days are a blur of meetings and paperwork. And I’m not even that important at $WORK.

Resisting the urge to invoke the 5-second-rule in front of my child so as not to set a bad example.

Dr. Manmohan Singh, the gentleman architect of India’s economic engine. May his soul rest in peace.

booked the first visit of the tooth fairy to this household.

Minor emergency: Dad has had a fall and picked up a minor crack on the spine. Surgery scheduled for Monday. Flying to India tomorrow morning. 🤞🏼

A friend gifted us an orchid. I don’t think he knows that I’m a serial plant killer. Let’s see how long this one survives. 😈

Voted.

LET’S GO!!!

Eid Mubarak!

Bought a new vacuum cleaner. It sucks.

Perhaps wearing a T-shirt and a light jacket today wasn’t a good idea after all.

Sunshine and ice cream.

Voted.

Nursing a bad back after a fall while ice skating. Hopefully no serious damage.

A Sunday that started off with watching an #F1 race and followed by an endless number of chores to make up for the guilt of wasting time on a race.

Daughter went to her first dance class and she loved it.

There goes my Saturday mornings! 😅

Fighting a web-spinning worms’ invasion in the garden.

Here’s to another great trip round the Sun…🥂… Enjoy the ride!

Drove 285mi and had to tap out. Checked in to a hotel for the night to rest and recharge. Hopefully I can start early tomorrow and complete the full journey in time for #F1 and #cricket. Big day!

101°F.

Teams call: “I feel great, thanks. Looking forward to the weekend. How about you?”

Of all metric vs imperial units, body temperature is one where Fahrenheit is a better measure.

100 is the breaking point at which work meetings get cancelled.

There ain’t no party like a leftover biriyani party!

Flying via Dubai, and the connection gate is so far away that I think I have walked all the way to Sharjah (the neighbouring emirate).

Jupiter Mazha (Lofi Flip)

fighting dependency hell in maven.

New profile pic just dropped, courtesy Andy Carolan.

Ranjha (Sid X Kiara Version)

Nothing like an impending visit from family to light a fire under your home improvement projects.

Under some heavy chonky hail.

Vote and may the fourth be with you.

Train cancellations all around Usually I'd just #wfh but I'm catching a late train to office today.

Because I made egg puffs for my colleagues. THEY BETTER EAT IT ALL.

Nothing worse than cleaning bird poop off a car after you just got a car wash.

Feeling bummed about work shifting from 1 day in 2 weeks in office to mandatory 2 days in a week in office.

The train fares are going to ruin me now that I'd to move away to afford a house. #wfh

On the menu for this 4-day Bank Holiday weekend: Injuries. painkillers and mandated rest.

On the bright side, I've a caring family, a great employer (WFH + flexible timings), a roof over my head and food on my plate.

:s/School/Holiday Club/g

Amazed at how kids' brains are a sponge for knowledge.

Melbourne GP #F1 race is at a perfect time (early morning on a weekend) for me to watch.

Ankle injured again, urrgh, from what I think is strain from gardening and playing table tennis. My tendons are a manufacturing defect.

Ramadan Kareem

Tinkering with boringproxy and gotosocial to self-host on a 12 year old laptop.

Result: @rameez@social.app.rameeznooruddin.com

GO ALONSO! #F1

Yay, new avatar from @heyheymomo@socel.net !

Sitting in an LNER that's been overtaken by a ThamesLink, I'm questioning my life choices.

age is just a number... of body ailments, mental exhaustion, and compromises on ambitious goals.

You know what sucks?

Vacuuming.

“To shops opening at 9am and closing at 5pm: When do you expect full-time working folks to visit?”, he wonders as he waits outside impatiently on a cold winter morning.

Commuting to London after more than a month.

#WFH is great, but some F2F is always rewarding.

itching to go out on a drive.

Ennalum Ente Aliya ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

My belly hurts.

#malayalam #movie

Nothing like night drives through narrow countryside roads to get you refreshed. #driving

Camera Friday (everyone switching on their webcams for all meetings on Friday). Third week and I feel like I’m being watched.

just setting up my status.lol