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Bluetooth Headset Shoots POV Video With Your Heart

By Brian X. Chen EmailSeptember 10, 2008 | 5:16:18 PMCategories: Cameras, Defense, Design  

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Designer Seth Haller must have been on acid when he came up with the crazy idea of a Bluetooth headset containing a camera that's triggered by your heart.

Haller says the Tri-Eye would be ideal for police and the military, as the camera would pop out of the headset when a person's heart rate is above average resting rate, thus snapping or recording "heart-racing" moments. The camera would protrude like a telescope and record high-resolution video and images onto a flash drive.

To attract people to the Tri-Eye, Haller photoshopped his proposed gadget onto a half-naked woman (below the jump). Who could resist? Any takers? Wink, wink.

Tri-Eye [13TechDesign]

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Stanford Brainiacs Pioneer Autonomous Helicopters

By Brian X. Chen EmailSeptember 02, 2008 | 6:40:23 PMCategories: Defense, Innovations  

Stanfordsaut A group of Stanford students has programmed an artificial-intelligence system enabling helicopters to "watch and learn" complex flight stunts.

The Stanford team calls the method "apprenticeship learning," which involves a system recording an expert human-operator flying a vehicle and then mimicking the pilot's maneuvers using a combination of GPS, accelerometers, gyroscopes and magnetometers.

The students envision that firefighters will be able to use the autonomous helicopters to map out hot spots in wild fires. They could also come in handy for detecting land mines in warfare situations.

For more information, read Danger Room's full story.



Gypsy Dagger Belt Buckle: 'The Best Defence is the One They Don't See Coming'

By Charlie Sorrel EmailAugust 22, 2008 | 7:09:02 AMCategories: Apparel, Defense  

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When you think of Etsy, the online crafter's marketplace, you think of hand-made steampunk jewelry or Mario underwear. What you don't think of is dangerous concealed weaponry.

Designer Hurt Couture will sell you a hand made "Gypsy Belt" for $125 and up. The set consists two leather belts and a cast zinc buckle, which is where the action happens. Based on a design used by the French Tsigane Gypsies, the buckle will both fasten your pants and unfasten an opponent's intestines.

The dagger is actually separate from the belt itself; a small stud just above the blade catches the holes in either end of the leather strap. This allows for a quick-draw for your hidden shiv. As we are cautious types, we'll be supplementing this with a pair of suspenders which transform into a crossbow.

Product page [Hurt Couture/Etsy via Uncrate]



Toy Company Designing Lethal/Non-lethal Gun

By Brian X. Chen EmailJuly 23, 2008 | 3:57:21 PMCategories: Defense, Innovations  

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You'll be able to kill someone softly with this gun.

The U.S. army is funding toy manufacturer Lund and Company Invention to develop a gun that fires bullets at variable speeds, allowing shooters to wound, bruise or kill their victims. Soldiers would use the weapon, called the Variable Velocity Weapon System, in crowd-control or combat situations; they'd toggle between lethal and non-lethal shooting modes with a simple adjustment of the muzzle. 

In an interview with NewScientist, Bruce Lund, CEO of Lund and Company Invention, explained the gun mixes a liquid with gas and air in a combustion chamber behind the bullet. The variation of this combination would determine the explosive capability and thus the bullet velocity. Terrifyingly neat stuff.

A toy company designing a gun, though. Huh. The irony is delicious.

Toy rocket inspires variable-speed bullets
(New Scientist)

(Photo credit: auraelius/Flickr)


Diving Knife Pumps Out Explosive Ball of Gas

By Charlie Sorrel EmailJuly 23, 2008 | 6:48:57 AMCategories: Defense  

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No, the Wasp Injector Knife is not a weapon for dispatching Vanderbilts and Roosevelts (although doubtless it could be pressed into this service). It is a surgical stainless steel knife with a gas canister in the handle. When you stab a victim, the knife "injects a freezing cold ball of compressed gas, approximately the size of a basketball, at 800psi nearly instantly."

It is primarily for use by divers, where the sudden injection of gas will cause Jaws (or any other leviathan) to speed toward the surface before they burst, effectively removing them from the fight and also safely carrying their shark-baiting blood along with them. There are also hunting versions, and the site lists "tactical uses" amongst the features. However, this is only meant for self defense or justifiable revenge: The blurb also tells us that "WASP Injection Systems, Inc. does not condone the killing of innocent creatures."

Watermelons, however, are a different story, as shown in the manufacturer's video below.

We imagine more harmless uses -- primarily pranks. Slip this into your dinner partner's place setting next time you are at the steakhouse and watch as hilarity ensues, transforming the dining room into a scene from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. From $380.

Product page [Wasp Knife via Uncrate]


Gallery of Home-Made Prison Escape Tools

By Charlie Sorrel EmailJuly 18, 2008 | 6:06:00 AMCategories: Defense, DIY, Elsewhere in the Tubes  

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In the movies, prison inmates spend their time whittling chess pieces and digging escape tunnels with modded teaspoons. In real life, the forced ingenuity of the convict is turned to bleaker, more violent purposes, as we see in this gallery of Escape Tools, photographed by Marc Steinmetz back in 1999.

Some of these hacks would leave even MacGyver with his head in a spin. There's the usual something-in-a-box (in this case, a radio), but the dagger/crucifix is truly horrifying, and the immersion heater fashioned from an old kettle-lead and a few razor blades is a dazzingly innovative device for distilling hooch.

Not surprisingly, drug paraphernalia features big. The hash-pipe fashioned from an empty tube of horseradish is the favorite of BoingBoing Gadget's resident deviant, John Brownlee. What I really love, though, are the fake guns. It seems that in prison, front is everything. The lineup of fake pistols and even a submachine gun ("made from a grease injector, wood, a rubber sleeve, and tape") show that the threat of violence is as good as the real thing. Either that or the lads inside were just tooling up for an innocent game of Cowboys and Indians.

Gallery [Marc Steinmetz via BBG]


Unbreakable Fighting Umbrella Splits Watermelons, Defends Presidents

By Charlie Sorrel EmailJuly 11, 2008 | 7:36:05 AMCategories: Defense  

The entourage of the Philippine president, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, has an unusual secret weapon. Her security team defends the head of the government with umbrellas. Not ordinary umbrellas, but unbreakable fighting umbrellas. Watch the video to see the combat-brolly in action, and marvel as Thomas Kurz ("the world's foremost expert on flexibility training") viciously splits a watermelon in two.



The Philippine Secret Service are rightly pleased with their $180 umbrellas, and it appears that the news travels fast in the elite world of presidential bodyguards, as we see in this testimonial:

Your product is simple and affective as we saw in your video. I can carry it everywhere. Many other agencies wanted to know where they could purchase this umbrella.


Even better is this from another satisfied customer:

I would like to take a moment to tell you how happy I am with my new umbrella. Having been a martial artist for over 30 years I have always wished to find a umbrella that could stand the strain of being used in a true self-defense situation. Your umbrella has answered that call and more!

And finally, from Tim Schmidt, a writer of a website dedicated to carrying concealed weapons:

This is just a GREAT idea. I can't wait to lay into my heavy bag with one of these!

Product page [Real Self Defense]



Brass Knuckle Corkscrew Helps Spill Some Claret

By Charlie Sorrel EmailMay 29, 2008 | 6:59:30 AMCategories: Defense, Food and Drink  

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Bourgeois Brass Knuckles are a product that would never make it into production outside of a David Cronenberg movie (my girlfriend mentioned something about Viggo Mortensen fighting naked in a sauna, but I don't think she's quite woken up yet).

Needless to say, this novelty corkscrew takes a dangerous weapon and actually makes it more deadly. It is, however, awesome, and I'm fairly certian I could use it to take down BoingBoing Gadgets' John Brownlee and his rather wussy looking Ninja Tacks.

Product page [Chromoly - non direct link]


Five Gadgets That Will Make You a Superhero

By Charlie Sorrel EmailMay 21, 2008 | 11:45:56 AMCategories: Defense, Toys  

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Photo [Lore Sjöberg/Flickr]

Some super heroes are born with special powers (Superman), some are transformed by a tragic and improbable scientific accidents (Spiderman, Hulk) and some just kick butt with their amazing gadget hacking skills (Batman, MacGyver). You'll need precisely one guess to know which we prefer here at Gadget Lab. That's why we've put together a list of ways that you, too, can become a schizophrenic, Lycra-clad crime fighter.

Continue reading "Five Gadgets That Will Make You a Superhero" »


Chilli Napalm Burns Faces

By Charlie Sorrel EmailMay 07, 2008 | 8:17:11 AMCategories: Defense, Defense  
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Default-tiny Ride of the Valkyries (Wagner) uploaded by surrealmod


This terrifying "defense" product is called Mace Pepper Spray Gel. The gimmick? It sticks. Spray this at your victim and it will grab onto to his visage like the facehugger from Alien, administering an excruciating pain poultice consisting 1.4% capsaicin. From the blurb:

The Mace gel formula sticks to the face of an assailant leaving them temporarily blinded, which allows for safe detaining by law enforcement and military officials.



The maker, Mace, clearly has a very vicious customer in mind, and has thoughtfully tested the gel in conjunction with other non lethal weapons. The gel is "Non-flammable, tested safely with Tasers and stun guns". And if you were worrying about your face-melting endeavours spoiling the rest of your day, don't.

The [...] formula is ideal for indoor use and minimizes cross-contamination. This is important because streaming pepper sprays can contaminate a home [...] with an uncomfortable pepper scent that will take several hours to dissipate [...] The pepper scent sticks to the affected area as it is suspended in the gel.

I love the smell of chili in the morning. $15.

Product page [Defence Devices via Book of Joe]

Chilli Napalm Burns Faces

By Charlie Sorrel EmailMay 07, 2008 | 8:17:11 AMCategories: Defense, Defense  
urdefense_1996_3105715.jpegFor best effect, click to play the embedded music while reading this post.

Default-tiny Ride of the Valkyries (Wagner) uploaded by surrealmod


This terrifying "defense" product is called Mace Pepper Spray Gel. The gimmick? It sticks. Spray this at your victim and it will grab onto to his visage like the facehugger from Alien, administering an excruciating pain poultice consisting 1.4% capsaicin. From the blurb:

The Mace gel formula sticks to the face of an assailant leaving them temporarily blinded, which allows for safe detaining by law enforcement and military officials.



The maker, Mace, clearly has a very vicious customer in mind, and has thoughtfully tested the gel in conjunction with other non lethal weapons. The gel is "Non-flammable, tested safely with Tasers and stun guns". And if you were worrying about your face-melting endeavours spoiling the rest of your day, don't.

The [...] formula is ideal for indoor use and minimizes cross-contamination. This is important because streaming pepper sprays can contaminate a home [...] with an uncomfortable pepper scent that will take several hours to dissipate [...] The pepper scent sticks to the affected area as it is suspended in the gel.

I love the smell of chili in the morning. $15.

Product page [Defence Devices via Book of Joe]

War Does Not Determine Who Is Right, The Gryphon Glider Does

By Wired.com Staff EmailApril 25, 2008 | 12:54:46 PMCategories: Defense  

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The technological advances of World War I made it one of the most gruesome "modern" wars, but the trickling of war-time technologies into civilian life has usually proven beneficial. And if nothing else, defense tech makes for some really neat toys. Hopefully, such is the case with the Gryphon, a stealth glider from SPELCO GbR which has recently been upgraded, now weighing in at only 30 pounds (thanks, in part, to its carbon fiber frame). It steers via hand held rotary controls that Ted Selker would have a field day with, and now features the option of weaponization.

The Gryphon is intended for use by paratroopers doing high altitude drops (at speeds of up to 150 mph), making the pilots of the perfectly good planes the troopers hurl themselves out of safer by removing the need for combat zone proximity. While the Gryphon is currently only being developed for military use, SPELCO GbR notes that "It can be adapted fast and easily to special needs and requirements," one such adaptation being the addition of a small jet engine (normally used on unmanned military drones) to increase speed. I don't think I'm alone when I ask that one of these adaptations be a commercial version for all of us budding crimefighters out there.

Gryphon Parachute System
[SPELCO GbR via Geekologie]


Killer Robot Pulls Gun On US Troops

By Charlie Sorrel EmailApril 11, 2008 | 5:48:44 AMCategories: Defense, Robots  

ed209.jpg Remember this scene from Robocop? It's the public unveiling of ED-209, and a programming glitch causes the giant killer robot to gun down an innocent suit. A chilling scene, and one which was almost re-enacted for real in Iraq.

Last year, three remote controlled, gun-toting robots, named SWORDS, were deployed in the war zone and then suddenly pulled from duty. Nobody knew why until Popular Mechanics quizzed the US Army's Kevin Fahey at the RoboBusiness conference this week. Apparently, one of the robots went rogue: "the gun started moving when it was not intended to move" said Fahey. Unlike ED-209, the 'bots were shutdown before any shots were fired, but it seems that the incident left people spooked enough to pull the plug on the operation.

Non-Answer on Armed Robot Pullout From Iraq Reveals Fragile Bot Industry [Popular Mechanics via the Reg]

Killer Ground 'Bots Out of Iraq: How Come? [Danger Room]


Mystery Anti-Recoil Device for Guns

By Charlie Sorrel EmailMarch 28, 2008 | 7:36:47 AMCategories: Defense  

stealthir.jpgI need some help. This email arrived this morning, containing nothing but the freshest gadget spam:

For better accuracy & faster second shot, we retrofit the insert into your handgun (shotgun, rifle, or 50Caliber) for more than 90% recoil reduction. The insert is less than half the weight of the projectile being fired. No change in gun appearance or functions.

In addition to USA current retrofitting service, we invite partnership retrofitting service in the Middle East and Europe. To avoid spam blocking your response, please enter the word “recoil” in the title. [emphasis added]


It appears to be some kind of lightweight anti-recoil device, but how does it work? The site offers no clues nor links, which is where you come in, Gadget Lab readers. How does this widget work, if at all?

No-Uplift No-Recoil Handgun Insert [Stealth IR]


Folding Flashlight Gun Fits in Your Pocket

By Charlie Sorrel EmailMarch 11, 2008 | 6:24:08 AMCategories: Defense  
If you thought yesterday's Porcupine Flashlight was dangerous, think again. Below is the coolest gun mod you have ever seen. The functioning concept is from gun maker Magpul starts out as a flashlight, but at the flick of a switch, folds out into a submachine gun.

The innards of the FMG-9 are standard Glock parts, and the thing is tiny. Check the end of the video. The neck-bearded demonstrator slides off the handle and flashlight, and the whole thing fits in the back pocket of his jeans.



Magpul Industries SHOTSHOW 2008 [YouTube via Milspecmonkey and Digg]

Porcupine Flashlight Weaponized For Your Pleasure

By Charlie Sorrel EmailMarch 10, 2008 | 8:48:47 AMCategories: Defense  

K2-Medium.jpgUpon reading that the Porcupine Light is "eye-blinding", I immediately assumed it was a reference to the socket-skewering spikes around the lens. I was wrong. The "blinding" part of the spec is in fact the 70 lumen Xeon-gas lamp, whereas the sharpened crenellations are merely for self-defense.


To stop this thing from going off in your pocket, there is a protective collar which spins into place around the spikes. The $130 torch is backed up by a range of accessories, including belt clips, colored filters and holsters, all of which are as dorky-looking as they sound.

With the subject line "%AMS_MESSAGE_SUBJECT%", it's a wonder this PR email got past my spam filters. I'm glad it did: the product's maker, PentagonLight, has all manner of scary stuff on its website, including the "Gun Barrel Mounting Kit", laser sights for guns and a whole range of "Antirecoil Tactical Lights".

Product page [PentagonLight]


Lip Splitting, Face Slashing Engagement Ring Says "I Love You"

By Charlie Sorrel EmailFebruary 21, 2008 | 7:19:31 AMCategories: Bling, Defense  


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Forget the traditional jewelry weapon of choice, the sovereign ring. Next to the Killer Diamond Engagement Ring, it looks like a Nerf gun. This concept, from Tobias Wong, takes the diamond and reverses it in its setting, leaving the pointy and extremely sharp side facing out.

Apparently the ring will "cut skin down to the bone" and is the perfect gift for a loved one.

It’s romantic because it means, “Will you marry me” but it also means, “I can’t always be there to protect you so if some jerk won’t stop bothering you, puncture him with this.”

A beautiful sentiment. Also useful for vandalism (scratch tagging and car "keying").

Product page [Yanko via BoingBoing]


AA-12 Automatic Shotgun: Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid

By Charlie Sorrel EmailFebruary 04, 2008 | 9:21:54 AMCategories: Defense  

Meet the AA-12 (Auto Assault 12) automatic shotgun, a weapon that would be more at home in a first-person-shooter than in the real world. The 12 gauge gun will spit out 300 rounds per minute, and has a range of projectiles, including the Frag-12, which is more of a miniature missile than a bullet: it has a range of up to 175 meters (575 feet).

The AA-12 is designed for military use, and can survive below zero temperatures or a dunk in salt water thanks to its stainless steel construction. It uses a Tommy-Gun like cylinder to feed in the cartrides and is designed to operate with almost no recoil.

Just pray you never have one pointed at you.

The AA-12, The World's Deadliest Shotgun [Digg]

2005 product review [Defense Review]


Silicon Valley, Built On Military Money

By Rob Beschizza EmailJanuary 21, 2008 | 8:06:16 AMCategories: Defense  

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How did Silicon Valley become America's technology heartland, the muse of fire's Western redoubt? Thanks to military funding, of course.

"The valley was born from billions of dollars worth of signals intelligence contracts from World War II and into the 1960s," writes Humphrey Cheung at Tom's Hardware, citing a speech delivered by Berkeley's Steve Blank.

The Valley's fortunes come in waves, each powered by a new hit of money: first defense, then integrated circuits, then personal computers, and then the Internet. Each wave, he says, lasts about 10 years.

Does this suggest that Web 2.0 is a new thing, or the tail end of the last thing? Can we have a new wave, please? I want a thinking machine in my flying car, pronto.

Secret Military History Of Silicon Valley Gave Rise To Modern Tech Giants [Toms]



Knuckleduster Shot Glass

By Charlie Sorrel EmailDecember 27, 2007 | 6:23:58 AMCategories: Defense, Food and Drink  

If there's anything that the Christmas holiday has taught us, it's that the pressure-cooker mix of family and alcohol is a bad thing. Which makes this combined knuckleduster and shot glass a spectacularly bad idea, even if it is aesthetically awesome.

This weapon/tableware mashup comes from the twisted mind of British designer Simone Brewster, who through her work "seeks to express her fascination with the body and its desires." With this mix of booze and fighting, I think she's succeeded. It gives new meaning to the Tequila Slammer.

Product page [Simone Brewster via Make]


Tiny Spy Planes Could Land on Powerlines to Recharge

By Charlie Sorrel EmailDecember 20, 2007 | 7:02:40 AMCategories: Defense  

We love military science. The researchers come up with ideas so far-out they would make Doc Brown blush, and this latest scheme from the Air Force Research Lab doesn't disappoint. The object: make a small, flying surveillance vehicle which can land on and recharge from power lines.

Continue reading "Tiny Spy Planes Could Land on Powerlines to Recharge" »


Crazy Real-Life Steampunk Machine Pistol

By Rob Beschizza EmailNovember 27, 2007 | 10:15:33 AMCategories: Defense  

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Take one generic, stamped MP5K pistol, and add a whole lot of intricate Victorian-styled etchwork. Voila.

Source [HKpro.com via BoingBoing]


New Fighter Helmets Sees Through Walls, Scares Everyone

By Charlie Sorrel EmailNovember 19, 2007 | 7:06:32 AMCategories: Anxiety, Defense  

It looks like the F-35 Joint Striker Fighter helmet have read the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Specifically, the Kill-O-Zap gun therein:

The Kill-O-Zap™ gun is a long, silver mean-looking device, the designers of which decided to make it totally clear that it had a right end, and a wrong end, and if that meant sticking blacked and evil-looking devices and prongs all over the wrong end, so be it.

And not only is the helmet scary (Predator, anyone?) it's also an awesome gadget. The European Joint Strike Fighter lacks a HUD, so all the info is beamed direct to the helmet. This means that the infra red images from plane-cams can be superimposed on the pilots vision, allowing him to "see through" the cockpit walls and floors to the outside world.

New combat helmet is a vision of the future [Defence News via Sci Fi Tech]


Video: Jet Plane Hits Wall at 500mph: Turns to Dust

By Charlie Sorrel EmailNovember 15, 2007 | 7:00:44 AMCategories: Defense, Elsewhere in the Tubes  
How do you find out what happens to a wall when it's hit by a jet plane? Easy: Fly a plane into the wall. Take a look at the video to see an F-4 Phantom vaporize with the 500mph impact.




Jet plane slams into a concrete wall [New Launches]

Taser Parties Come to the US

By Charlie Sorrel EmailNovember 14, 2007 | 6:36:31 AMCategories: Avoid At All Costs, Defense  

Times have changed. When I was a wee lad, my mother would have the girls round for Avon Parties, where they would get tipsy and buy mail-order cosmetics (my Mom got the commission). Later, as the girls turned into bored housewives, the parties were by Anne Summers and the make-up was replaced by "ladies' toys".

Thank the lord that I never stuck around to see the next big thing. Taser Parties. Paranoid girls can now gather together to check out the latest in non-lethal weaponry. Lisa Rigberg is a Taser Party host. Speaking to news show Local6, she said that a Taser is a must-have for the girl-about-town:

It's light, it's small and it comes in colors. [...] if you know you are going to be in a certain situation where you might be uncomfortable, why not have it with you? It just makes you more confident.

What next? Hello Kitty AK-47 parties?


Video: US Military Helmet Design

By Charlie Sorrel EmailNovember 13, 2007 | 5:20:30 AMCategories: Defense, Defense  
This video is an amazing and fascinating look into the experimental helmet designs for the US Army back in World War I. Heading up the team was Bashford Dean, a museum curator who was made an Honorary major in the US Army due to his experience in, well, helmet design.



The designs themselves are a mixture of the extraordinary and the mundane, with some seemingly inspired by Ned Kelly or a Samurai warrior, but more interesting are the politics and fashion behind the effort.

Nearly all of the most practical designs in 1918 were rejected for looking "too German". Even the patriotically named "Liberty Bell" was canned because it was just too dorky looking and the top brass realized that if the boys didn't like it, they wouldn't wear it.

So there you go. Form before function. As real 90 years ago as it is today.
Experimental Helmets of WWI [BBGadgets]

Video: US Military Helmet Design

By Charlie Sorrel EmailNovember 13, 2007 | 5:20:30 AMCategories: Defense, Defense  
This video is an amazing and fascinating look into the experimental helmet designs for the US Army back in World War I. Heading up the team was Bashford Dean, a museum curator who was made an Honorary major in the US Army due to his experience in, well, helmet design.



The designs themselves are a mixture of the extraordinary and the mundane, with some seemingly inspired by Ned Kelly or a Samurai warrior, but more interesting are the politics and fashion behind the effort.

Nearly all of the most practical designs in 1918 were rejected for looking "too German". Even the patriotically named "Liberty Bell" was canned because it was just too dorky looking and the top brass realized that if the boys didn't like it, they wouldn't wear it.

So there you go. Form before function. As real 90 years ago as it is today.
Experimental Helmets of WWI [BBGadgets]

Cellphone Taser Hack: Don't Try This At Home

By Charlie Sorrel EmailOctober 25, 2007 | 9:36:03 AMCategories: Avoid At All Costs, Defense, Hacks  

Take one SonyEricsson K800i, rewire the capacitor which feeds the camera flash and you have a cell phone capable of dumping those farads into a human body. While we don't recommend the use of any weapons, non-lethal or otherwise, we admire the hacking spirit in any form.



If you can't read the multimeter in murk of what looks like a typical teenager's bedroom, it shows 300 volts. Cameron20020, the video's creator, describes it thus:

[...]while it doesn't make a big spark, it hurts a f*****g lot.

Cell Phone Taser [Hackaday]


Hello Kitty AK-47

By Charlie Sorrel EmailOctober 19, 2007 | 8:04:10 AMCategories: Bling, Defense  

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This is wrong on so many levels, but at least it's an antidote to Rock'n'Roll Machine Gun Bimbos (NSFW). This $1100 custom AK comes from Glamguns, which also "stocks" Hilton Handcuffs and the scary My Little Carbine.

The skinny:

The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. A perfect gift for the young lady of the house.

If only this were a real product instead of a photoshop mockup: The shopping cart checkout link takes you to Amazon. The book? "The Theory of Parody".

Product page [Glamguns via BoingBoing]


Joint Strike Fighter Has Voice Recognition

By Rob Beschizza EmailOctober 18, 2007 | 10:10:24 AMCategories: Defense  

F35_2 Joint Strike Fighter jets destined for use by the U.S. and Royal Navies will be equipped with voice recognition. I can see it now:

"Fire!"

"Thank you. Did you say, 'Marketing?'"

"No. Fire! FIRE!"

"I'm sorry, didn't understand what you said. If you'd like to pitch, press 1. If you'd like to yaw, pr..."

 F-35 Lightning II's Speech Recognition Controls to Open All Kinds of Fucked-Up Possibilities [Gizmodo]


The Back-Up: Bed Mounted Shotgun Rack

By Charlie Sorrel EmailOctober 15, 2007 | 7:55:58 AMCategories: Defense  

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Where to start? The website promoting this bedside gun mount is the most entertaining thing I have read all day. The product itself is a $40 rack which slides under the mattress, keeping a shotgun within easy reach in case of intruders. The site, however, should be left to speak for itself:

Continue reading "The Back-Up: Bed Mounted Shotgun Rack" »


Failed Inventions: The Nuclear Rifle

By Charlie Sorrel EmailOctober 12, 2007 | 8:19:11 AMCategories: Avoid At All Costs, Defense  

Oh my! The nuclear rifle sounds like such a spectacularly bad idea that it's a wonder it was ever brought to life, but brought to life it was, and tested in front of Booby Bobby Kennedy back in 1962.

This giant rifle promised to make armageddon easy and portable

The M65 recoilless rifle was in fact a tripod or Jeep mounted device which looked more like a cannon, and it fired a 51lb payload to a maximum of three miles.

And that range was the weapon's downfall. Three miles just wasn't far enough to keep the users safe. With the wrong wind (the kind of excuse well known to British Rail passengers), the fallout would quickly find its way home. So ended the dream of personal nuclear devices. Make sure to check the human appearance of Jabba the Hutt, eight seconds from the end.

M65 Recoiless Nuclear Rifle [New Launches]


New Protection Equipment For Demining Gets Closer to Production

By Jose Fermoso EmailSeptember 17, 2007 | 5:42:38 PMCategories: Defense, Design, First Looks, Security  

Demind_jacket_2 In the growing segment of defense gadget design, there’s a new generation of protection equipment that seeks to facilitate the process of demining 'hot' areas littered with mine bombs. The Norwegian-based Kode Design A/S firm has developed an innovative Personal Protection Equipment (PPE) design that after five years of pre-production, appears to be finally ready for manufacturing. Kode's PPE includes a super strong vest and visor combo, though they haven't mentioned which type of ballistic metal or other material they'll use or customize. It transfers weight from the shoulders to the hips, employs newfound lateral movement flexibility and by creating separate parts of the vest that are independent of each other, it enables the user of a natural fit. According to the designer's site:

The breastplate of the vest consists of overlaying shields. Bending down, the shields will overlap for maximum protection. Rising, the shields move apart, creating ventilation. The visor is a close-fitting face protection, much more lightweight and better ventilated than other solutions.

Demining_jacket3The PPE protects the deminers against potential explosions, and has been tested extensively through various ballistic and field tests.

Click on the next page to check out the helmet prototype.

Continue reading " New Protection Equipment For Demining Gets Closer to Production " »


Katana Sword Takes on 9mm Bullet: Sword Wins

By Charlie Sorrel EmailSeptember 11, 2007 | 7:53:29 AMCategories: Defense, Elsewhere in the Tubes  

What happens when you fire a 9mm bullet right at the blade of a folded steel Katana sword? Check the video. The juicy part is around one minute in:



The sword wins, cutting the bullet in two. And with no dents, scratches or nicks in the blade. Of course, the soft slug is hitting hard steel edge-on, but nonetheless it's nice to see some movie science that is actually true for a change. Go to Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics to see the other kind of movie science hilariously debunked.

Best comment on the YouTube page?

It's extremely difficult to cut a human being in half at the torso, no matter how sharp your blade is.

Scary.

9mm Versus Katana [YouTube via New Launches]


Rise of the Robots: US Military Goes Auto-Manic

By Charlie Sorrel EmailAugust 13, 2007 | 8:37:06 AMCategories: Defense, Robots  

TopgunderAside from the obvious tragedy, dead troops make for bad publicity, and the US military has long been using technology to protect soldiers lives and keep the PR machine rolling. Media friendly robots feature large in the modern front line: Our sister blog Danger Room reports that robots ran 30,000 missions in 2006.

That might sound a lot, but it's just the beginning – another 1,000 'bots are on order this year. Don't worry, though. This isn't the bleak, Terminator 2 future of autonomous killing machines (yet), These will be small, sub 50 pound machines designed for reconnaissance and bomb disposal – the kind of dangerous task ideal for a disposable machine. See the full lowdown at Danger Room.

Unmanned "Surge": 3000 More Robots for War [Danger Room. Thanks Noah!]


RoboSwift: Robot Spy Bird

By Charlie Sorrel EmailJuly 26, 2007 | 8:57:19 AMCategories: Defense, Robots  

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Military research has always been a driving force behind technology. Just take a look at our Sister blog, Danger Room. Couple that with a history of engineers mimicking nature and you can see where the RoboSwift has come from

The robot is based on the swift, a bird of stunning endurance and efficiency, able to fly over two million miles in its lifetime. Researchers from the Department of Experimental Zoology of Wageningen University in the Netherlands, are seeking to copy the bird's ability to change its wing shape.

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Taser Launches Civilian Stun Gun

By David Becker EmailJuly 24, 2007 | 12:01:32 PMCategories: Defense  

C2_metallic_pink5 When you care enough to enforce that restraining order with the very best: Taser, the company that makes zap wands for police, has released its first civilian model. Like its law enforcement brethren, the C2 fires two wires charged with 50,000 volts.

Main difference is distance. The C2 has a maximum range of 15 feet, less than half the cop version. You can also get the C2 in pink, for that feminine but don't-mess-with-me look. Expect to shell out $350 and wait a few months for the designer color models.

Taser celebrates strong quarter, begins selling consumer stun gun [Arizona Republic]


Creepy Dog Robot Planned for the US Military

By Charlie Sorrel EmailJuly 16, 2007 | 7:27:12 AMCategories: Defense, Innovations  

It's been a long time coming, but the BigDog, a robotic pack mule, has just won $10 million in Pentagon funding. The robot, covered way back in 2004 by Danger Room's Noah Shachtman, is designed to carry equipment for soldiers. The petrol-engined quadruped will supposedly run and jump with its load, negotiating obstacles up to a meter (3.3 feet) high and two meters wide. As you can see from the video, the BigDog is pretty noisy, but worse than that, the naturalistic movement really creeps me out. It's like an AT-AT crossed with a rickshaw.



US seeks mini-Imperial Walker mule-bots [The Register]


TASER XREP: New Details, Nastier than Ever

By Charlie Sorrel EmailJuly 10, 2007 | 5:15:20 AMCategories: Defense  

Taser-Xrep-1More details are now available for the TASER XREP, the decidedly nasty TASER-in-a-bullet we brought to you last month. Looking like a cross between a nixie tube and an insect, the XREP (eXtended Range Electronic Projectile) is fired from a standard 12 gauge gun and has a 100 feet range.

On launch, a ripcord activates the capsule and "Three torsion spring fins deploy, causing the projectile to spin, even when launched from a smooth bore, providing superior accuracy, and flight stabilization". When it hits the victim, the XREP spikes them with four barbed electrodes, which deliver their shock for 20 seconds, which seems a little excessive.

Hurting? Don't try to rip the thing off. It'll deliver the current straight into your hand. It looks like TASER have all angles covered. For the full lowdown and video links, see Noah's great piece over at the Danger Room.

Product page [TASER]
TASER Shotgun, Robot Revealed [Danger Room]


TASER XREP: Wireless Electric Shocks

By Charlie Sorrel EmailJune 28, 2007 | 6:26:13 AMCategories: Defense  

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Next month TASER, producer of euphemistically named "Electronic Control Devices", will demo it's new XREP (eXtended Range Electronic Projectile). The half ounce device is launched from a standard 12 gauge shotgun and has a range of 30 feet. According to the press release, the projectile is self-contained, which means no wires.

TASER are being coy, with only a few teaser facts about the device, which goes into a year of field testing this fall. One thing we do know, however, is that having a shotgun pointed at you is probably deterrent enough, whatever might be inside. Expect this soon on a campus near you.

Press release [TASER via Gizmag]


USAF General: Miniature Fighter Drones Suck

By Rob Beschizza EmailJune 22, 2007 | 11:16:53 AMCategories: Defense  

Picture_2 A senior USAF pilot — doubtless acquianted with both the dumbness of computers and that of politicians looking to replace men with machines — says that unmanned fighter drones are no good for fighting or for finding IEDs. General Ronald E. Keys, an F-4 Phantom flyer with 4,000 hours of of experience, told attendees at a conference that serious military powers like China and Iran could knock battle-equipped Predator-style drones out the sky as fast as they could reload their missiles.

Compare to the likes of modern manned planes like America's F-22 Raptor and the Anglo-German T1 Typhoon, jets that could operate with near-impunity in the developing world's airspace. On the other hand, a Predator costs $15m, while the ones with seats are about 10 times the price (With the F-22 checking out at a frightening $345m.)

Obviously, what we need is to take the brain out of a Predator and put it in the Raptor. The would be the bomb.

UAVs, Other Aircraft Being Misused, ACC chief Says [Aviation Week]


Pentagon Desperate For Computers As Powerful as Game Boys

By Rob Beschizza EmailJune 06, 2007 | 12:15:21 AMCategories: Defense  

Gb_sys_2 When is a Game Boy a supercomputer? When it's being cited in a Darpa report on a space-time adaptive processing.

The objective of that scheme is to turn soldiers and marines into portable sensors, to take advantage of their location on the battlefield to soak up useful information. By way of illustration, the paper notes that video game systems are already performing in the gigaflop range, and evokes the way the games themselves build complex pictures of the world using them.

Why the Game Boy is singled out — "hardware and software of the type currently used for fast geometry computations in hand-held electronic games like Nintendo’s GAME BOY" — is a little mystifying, given its vintage, but there you go. If this is the branch of the military that almost had Atari make custom Battlezone cabinets for them, they've got some catching up to do...

Pentagon: Game Boy = Supercomputer [Danger Room]


Ultimate Lego Chaingun: Video

By Charlie Sorrel EmailMay 30, 2007 | 8:36:13 AMCategories: Defense, Hacks  

There are Lego hacks which make you smile, and then there are Lego hacks which make your jaw drop. The Lego rubberband chaingun is definitely in the latter category. The gun, designed and built by Sebastian Dick over a month, features eight barrels, 64 shots and an eleven rounds per second fire rate.

It's powered by a Lego motor and can either fire short bursts or continuously, though for Sebastian "the desire to empty the entire thing in a single long burst with a cry of 'Suppressing Fire' is normally too strong to ignore."

Ultimate Lego Chaingun [Mocpages via Neatorama]


Amazing Aerial Firework Display: The Angel Decoy

By Charlie Sorrel EmailMay 09, 2007 | 5:43:42 AMCategories: Defense  

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These are two US KC-130 Hercules planes, both firing infra-red decoys. The Angel Decoy is used in Iraq to protect against surface-to-air missiles, but we just love the fireworks. See the video after the jump.

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Anti Violence Shock Gun. Halo for Real?

By Charlie Sorrel EmailMay 07, 2007 | 9:25:31 AMCategories: Defense  

Picture 2-2Billed as being "Efficiently non-lethal anti-violent", the TW-ESG-Z1 from Techwise sure looks like it could put you in a whole world of pain. Aimed (sorry) at the security and law enforcement businesses, the specifications read like a list of power-ups in a first person shooter. The interchangeable cartridges will fire pepper powder, rubber bullets, paint bullets, and best of all, the Cartridge of Probes which:

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Next-Gen Snipe Scope vs. Anti-Sniper Lasers: FIGHT!

By Rob Beschizza EmailApril 26, 2007 | 4:15:28 PMCategories: Defense  

Snipermed Noah Shachtman of Danger Room offers tit-for-tat sniper and anti-sniper upgrades today, revealing a secret program to invent wind-compensating sniper scopes and a laser-based system for identifying snipers before they even get a shot off.

The former is a crash program to swiftly develop gunsights able to sample the environment and adjust itself accordingly, giving snipers increased range (well over a mile) even in 40 MPH winds. By shooting out dozens of lasers and observing what happens to the beams, these smart sights will build an accurate picture of the conditions at every point along a bullet's trajectory. The DoD thinks this will boost a sniper's PPH tenfold.

But not if they're up against another semi-secret program, wherein a similar system of scattered lasers will identify the telltale signature of a gun nest — presumably the outlines of a gun barrel — allowing soliders in the open to know where the danger is before the first shot rings out.

If all this gives the impression that the nature of war is becoming less about tank formations and tally-ho and more about the endless, low-level misery of urban insurgency, well, you're just about right.

Next-Gen Scopes for Can't-Miss Snipers [Danger Room]

Lasers Stop Snipers Before They Fire (Updated) [Danger Room]


X-Net Car Arrest System: Like Having Spiderman at your Side

By Charlie Sorrel EmailApril 25, 2007 | 8:12:42 AMCategories: Automotive, Defense  

7150 23040730312The X-Net is a simple but very effective device which will stop a five ton truck in under 40 feet. It comprises a net with spikes at the leading edge. Lay it out on a road (or dirt track, or your neighbor's driveway) and wait for the looks of surprise. The barbs puncture and then grab the tires and the net wraps around the wheels, stopping the vehicle in around the same distance as a regular emergency stop.

At the moment Qinetiq, the manufacturer, are supplying a hand deployed version, and although it only takes 20 seconds to set up, there will soon be launcher which will get the job done in three seconds.

Best of all, there is a video of the X-Net in action. We couldn't embed it here, so you'll have to click through to the site.

Product page [Qinetiq via Coolest Gadgets]
Video link [Qinetiq]


T3 Security Bike: A Segway for Tough Guys

By Charlie Sorrel EmailApril 04, 2007 | 5:58:09 AMCategories: Defense, Security, Transportation  

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Straight out of Robocop, this ugly hunk of plastic is supposed to used by police and security forces. Presumably the chunky styling is meant to make the user feel a little more, well, manly than the two wheeled original but it really looks like nothing more than an oversized toy.

Demoed at the 2007 International Security Convention West in Las Vegas, the Security Bike (how did they think of that name?) will speed along at 25mph, although the bad guys are likely to be laughing so hard that you could just walk over and cuff 'em.

Charging time is as low as four hours but the power modules are hot-swappable if you need a few more ounces of juice on the way to the donut store. Lastly, there is a bank of LEDs up front for night work. Oh, and it's only $8000.

Product page [T3 Motion via NewLaunches]


Steampunk Blaster Gun

By Rob Beschizza EmailMarch 26, 2007 | 10:16:37 AMCategories: Defense  

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I don't think Table of Malcontents has picked up this little fella yet, but if they ever make a video to their super theme song, this would go great for the line, "get your dose of Lovecraftian Gods/and steampunk blaster guns."

Produced in run of 500 by Weta Workshops, the FMOM Industries Wave Disrupter Gun is an antique aether oscillator, conceived by Greg Broadmore and built by David Tremont. It's one of a range of infermal machines and contraptions to be put out by the Kiwi craftsmen this summer, and they're already accepting preorders. This one is $621.

Weta Originals Rayguns: FMOM Industries Wave Disrupter Gun [TFAW]


The IDF's Robot Insects

By Rob Beschizza EmailJanuary 23, 2007 | 12:26:16 PMCategories: Defense  

Micromunitions5_f Wired writer David Hambling feels something crawling on the back of his neck—a hornet-sized drone insect, or Micro Air Vehicle (MAV) created by the Israeli military to fight terrorists, that might be in use within three years.

"A truck, for example, can be put out of action by destroying its tires ... landing and hopping or crawling on the ground like insects, enabling them to get inside buildings. Once inside, an entire command center can be disabled by targeting the power supply. ... physically crawling inside like a wayward squirrel, or it might release a cloud of metal-coated fibers to ... effectively destroy PCs and other electronic gear."

Let's hope David's on the no-kill list.

Pictured is the British-made WASP, currently the world's smallest killer drone.

Military Builds Robotic Insects [Wired News]

 


China Tests Anti-Satellite Ballistic Missile

By Rob Beschizza EmailJanuary 19, 2007 | 10:56:50 AMCategories: Defense  

Picture_1_22China knows how to deal with obsolete weather satellites: blast them into smithereens with surface-to-space missiles. Their successful test of an anti-satellite ("asat") weapon at a 500mi range is somewhat disconcerting to the U.S. Government—and, doubtless, any others that see control of space as essential to their national security.

NASA detected that the Chinese Feng Yun 1C polar orbit weather satellite, launched eight years ago, was attacked by an asat system fired from China's Xichang Space Center on Jan. 11. The CIA, NSA and Defense Intelligence Agency are compiling information on the test, according to Aviation Weekly, which would indicate "a major new Chinese military capability."

The new system is a potential threat to satellite systems maintained by the U.S., Japan, Russia, Israel and the European powers. The test's political message might be aimed closer to home, however: Taiwan operates a single satellite capable of imaging and counting Chinese cruise missiles.

Chinese Test Anti-Satellite Weapon [Aviation Week]


U.S. Navy Invents Railgun

By Rob Beschizza EmailJanuary 18, 2007 | 6:20:39 PMCategories: Defense  

Tech0604magnet_170x200The mighty railgun, that hitherto-unfeasible weapon most beloved of gamers and geeks the world over, is now a functional reality thanks to the U.S. Navy, which has produced a working 8-megajoule electromagnetic mass driver.

Spotted at the Naval Surface Warfare Center in Virginia, the navy's new weapon of choice fires but a single shot at once, unlike the hypothetical counterpart featured in classic FPS Quake. But what a shot is is, offering a 250 nautical-mile range (with an apogee of 95 miles from the Earth's surface!) and enough kinetic energy to equal the destructive power of a million-dollar missile.

"The projectile fired yesterday weighed only 3.2 kilograms and had no warhead. Future railgun ordnance won't be large and heavy, either, but will deliver the punch of a Tomahawk cruise missile because of the immense speed of the projectile at impact. Garnett compared that force to hitting a target with a Ford Taurus at 380 mph." - The Fredericksburg Free Lance Star

A 64 megajoule version is coming soon, and the navy expects it to be operational by 2020.

A missile punch at bullet prices [Fredericksburg.com via Engadget]


JSF Fighter Proves Chops

By Rob Beschizza EmailDecember 15, 2006 | 4:02:21 PMCategories: Defense  

250pxfl3_lift_fanThe Joint Strike Fighter, codenamed F-35, was taken around the block for a spin this morning, and made it home again without a scratch. The quarter-trillion dollar program, financed mainly by the U.S, hit the news recently when main ally Britain implied it would cancel its orders if not given the avionics source code.

That flap having been resolved, today's flight moves the F-35 a step closer to actual battle against the U.S.S.R.

"Aircraft has landed safely" after a test flight in Texas of about 40 minutes, said Tom Jurkowsky, a spokesman for Lockheed Martin Corp., which is developing three models of the radar-evading, multirole fighter jet in a signature international cooperation effort.

The F-35 is the spiritual son of the veteran Hawker Harrier, which it is intended to replace: loadout and capabilities are irrelevant so long as the bastard can hover.

F-35 fighter safety completes first test flight [Reuters]


London's Police Issued Helmet-Mounted Cameras

By Rob Beschizza EmailNovember 21, 2006 | 12:49:13 PMCategories: Defense  

Police_head_camera The personal PVR might be aimed at sportsmen, but the more serious applications of tiny minicams aren't lost on London' Metropolitan Police force, which has equipped eight of its officers with helmet-mounted bullet cameras.

Recording at a high resolution and storing output in PVRs stashed in coppers' belts, the system offers 12 hours of recording time (the maximum length of a full shift) and costs a curiously-overpriced $3300 a throw. Useful for evidence gathering, footage can be used in criminal trials or to secure Anti Social Behavior Orders, the Blair administration's innovative attack on civil liberties.

Just as a dog was the first Earthling in space, a dog was also first to wield London's latest weapon in the war on crime.

Helmet cameras to help police [Guardian via The Raw Feed]


Samsung Arms Drone Robot With Assault Rifle

By Rob Beschizza EmailNovember 14, 2006 | 9:40:49 AMCategories: Defense  

Samsung, erstwhile seller of polite, milquetoast consumer electronics, appears to have a secret double life as a military contractor. Unveiling a 5.5mm machine gun-equipped sentry drone, developed in concert with Korea University, the megacorporation no doubt has big plans for the terrifying robo.

Said to offer "sophisticated pattern recongition" features that allow it to distinguish threats (i.e. humans) from trees, and imbued with a gravelly-voiced system to tell people how many seconds they have left to comply, one can only imagine the applications for this $200,000 beast.

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Suffice to say, it's good to see that someone finally brought ED-209 to market.

Check the video at the link to see the intruders cut to ribbons. (Video) Samsung’s $200,000 Machine Gun Sentry Robot [TecheBlog]


Experimental Catamaran Spotted in Washington State

By Rob Beschizza EmailNovember 13, 2006 | 7:30:00 AMCategories: Defense  

Sbimage01 Skeletal and massive, the curious catamaran spotted in the Port of Ilwaco, Wash., has made itself quite the mystery. Numberless and nameless, and operated by a surly civilian crew, the craft might be a prototyle produced by Antrim Associates based on designs by oceanographer Ugo Conti.

FW: Strange Boat [About.com via Gizmag]


British Military Radar Causing Car Troubles in Nearby Village

By Rob Beschizza EmailNovember 08, 2006 | 10:13:26 AMCategories: Defense  

Trimingham_old2 The tiny village of Trimingham in England sits yards from the North Sea, but winter sea gales aren't the top trouble for the residents of this rural Norfolk 'stead. Instead, thanks to the close proximity of an RAF base, the storm over Trimingham's storm is electromagnetic in character, and it's buggering up everyone's cars.

Strategery Page reports that the Type 93 defense radar installed at RAF Trimingham "went out of alignment" almost a year ago and started ruining the electricals within passing autos and even nearby houses.

British authorities are offering compensation and generally playing nice, but one has to wonder about these things: British are, after all, world leaders in EMP weaponry.

UK radar station causing car engine and electrical trouble [Engadget]


Nuke Paraphernalia Site Attracts Govt. Interest, Purchases

By Rob Beschizza EmailNovember 06, 2006 | 12:22:47 PMCategories: Defense  

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Geiger counters, dosimeters, radioactive samples, uranic glassware and other radiometic gadgetry and gear lie among the many fascinating items for sale at Anything Radiactive, a recent newcomer that's said to be attracting hits from a frightening number of government agencies.

In just one day the site logged visitors from the Ministry of Defence, the FBI, British Nuclear Fuels, Porton Down Research, NHS, DHSS and many others who didn’t leave calling cards or used anonymous addresses. Several even made purchases, with ‘Toxic Waste’ mugs, Atomic Head sweets and key rings proving especially popular with the nuclear establishment. - Tech Digest

Their interest, one presumes, is in articles such as How to build an H-Bomb and, perhaps, their link to our own how to dismantle a suitcase nuke, though the radioactive material on sale might better be described as "radiosedentary" -- you won't be building bombs with this.

While you're there, don't miss the gripping online flash game, Nuke Plant Simulator. Watch out for that secondary coolant loop!

Anything Radioactive [Via Tech Digest]


Aimshot Heatseaker 3500 Offers Predatorvision to the Masses

By Rob Beschizza EmailNovember 02, 2006 | 12:53:50 PMCategories: Defense  

There's a certain moral clarity to any device where "Locate lost children" and "Find injured or hiding game" are but a bullet point apart on the features list. The Aimshot Heatseaker 3500 Offers thermography to the masses in 64 levels of sensitivity.

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Just like in the movies, the image (and audio squelch) generated by the Aimshot is generated from the infrared spectra and motion signature of "game or humans" -- as if there's a difference! It looks good for anything that requires the detection of heat and differentials thereof.

Opticsplanet.net offers it in camo, matte black and hot pink. Alas, the "gurgle like the Predator" lessons are fully booked until March.

Product page [Via: The Red Ferret Journal]


Stun Gun Shoes Dominate Aggressors

By Wired Blogs EmailMay 10, 2006 | 5:50:44 PMCategories: Defense  
There's nothing quite as sexy as a scantily clad vixen with 100,000 volts of paralyzing power packed into her slippers. The Electric Cinderella Shoes can stop an attacker in his tracks when activated by a necklace transmitter, delivering a single zap before needing to be recharged. So make sure hit the target the first time around. We're absolutely certain this footwear won't make it through airport security, so you'll have to come up with a more clever self-defense system for those days when you're traveling by air.

[Via Gizmag]

DARPA Does the Crusher

By Wired Blogs EmailMay 02, 2006 | 12:09:15 PMCategories: Defense  
If you thought the DARPA Grand Challenge was a blast, you'll get a kick out of the Crusher. Built by the folks at the National Robotics Engineering Center at Carnegie Mellon University, this 14,000-pound battle bot can carry an 8,000-pound payload and -- as seen here -- blast over extreme obstacles on the battlefield. Like Stanley the VW Touareg, this monstrous machine can autonomously negotiate complex terrain. Unlike Stanley, however, the Crusher can operate just as well upside-down as right-side up.

[Via Gizmag]

Radiation Detector Keychain

By Wired Blogs EmailApril 15, 2006 | 2:09:28 AMCategories: Defense  

Remember when we all thought the threat of nuclear war was a thing of the past? Well, everything old is new again, and now that Iran and North Korea are taking the former Soviet Union's place as potential nuclear aggressors, nuclear paranoia is back in vogue. What better way to show the world what a bomb-o-phobe you've become than to get yourself one of these radiation-detecting keychains? This $100 keychain's integrated sensor samples the air 32,768 times per second to let you know how much radiation you're taking in. If you hear two long beeps, the radiation level is relatively low. A long beep followed by a short beep means you should dig yourself a shelter immediately. And if you hear two short beeps in a row, you may already be dead.


DIY Enigma Machine

By Wired Blogs EmailApril 12, 2006 | 12:08:30 AMCategories: Defense  

World War II didn't win itself. The Allied victory depended in large measure on the recovery of the German encryption machine known as Enigma. Now you can own your own electronic cypher box based on the original Enigma design with this build-it-yourself kit. Developed as a fundraiser for a variety of interesting museums, including the one at England's Bletchley Park, where the original Enigma was used to break German codes, this little $200 box is a great way to learn more about how cypher systems work.

[Via Make]


Handheld Retinal Scans in Iraq

By Wired Blogs EmailApril 08, 2006 | 3:17:19 AMCategories: Defense  
In an effort to tell friend from foe and weed out enemies in their ranks, the Iraqi army is submitting to handheld retinal scans courtesy of the United States Marine Corps. Using a Biometric Automated Toolset System, the marines are able to get a positive I.D. on members of the Iraqi army, helping to eliminate the threat of Al Qaeda operatives inside the military. The handheld scanners are accurate enough to produce only one false acceptance in 1.2 million scans, and they're small enough to add negligible weight to a soldier's pack. (Of course, that's not taking into account the 50-some-odd pounds of junk many jarheads have to lug into the field already.)

[Via DefenseTech]

Giant Mirrors Could Light Up the Skies

By Wired Blogs EmailFebruary 23, 2006 | 8:53:55 PMCategories: Defense  
In the hope of building a worldwide network of laser weapons, the United States Defense Department appears to be pondering a fleet of mirror-toting blimps. Defense Tech reports that the Office of Force Transformation, which spends its days dreaming up bizarre new ways to spend all of the country's money, has spent a few years planning this mirror network, which it calls the Tactical Relay Mirror System. At present, there is no known laser efficient enough to support such a global optical weapons system, but at least the blimps will give satellite spotters something new to look at.

Can't Sue the NSA? Try AT&T

By Wired Blogs EmailFebruary 02, 2006 | 2:49:17 AMCategories: Defense  
Regardless of whether President Bush or anyone at the National Security Agency ever has to answer for the Bush Administration's unauthorized wiretaps on American citizens, sooner or later somebody is going to pay. Now it looks like telecom giant AT&T will be the first to feel the wrath of an outraged public. In a class action suit filed yesterday in a San Francisco U.S. District Court, angry Californians accused AT&T of participating in the illegal surveillance of millions of U.S. citizens. The lawsuit, organized by the Electronic Frontier Foundation, seeks an injunction against any further participation in domestic spying efforts by AT&T, and may set a significant precedent for other companies that may be involved in such programs. The M.O. here seems clear: If you can't beat 'em, beat those who collaborate with 'em.

Brits Rock Russia With a High-Tech Spy Stone

By Wired Blogs EmailJanuary 24, 2006 | 6:36:12 PMCategories: Defense  
Russia and the U.K. are ruffling their feathers today over a case of high-tech rock throwing. It seems that British spies have been using the old false rock routine behind enemy lines. By packing fake stones with electronics and wireless transmitters, the Brits have created a modern dead drop, which spies use to collect and deposit information for their missions. Unfortunately, the conspicuous appearance of people standing around aiming their PDAs at a rock several times per day (and a little surveillance using far more mundane video camera technology) attracted the attention of the Russian authorities, putting a stop to the operation. In other news, hiding your house key in a fake rock by your front porch isn't such a hot idea either.

[Via BBC]

British Surveillance Monitors Everyone, Everything

By Wired Blogs EmailDecember 28, 2005 | 2:33:37 PMCategories: Defense  
Amid growing concerns about the U.S. government spying on its citizens, it's easy to lose sight of the fact that, when it comes to invading its people's privacy, nobody beats Britain. In a move apparently designed to prove this point brilliantly, the U.K. has developed a plan to monitor every car trip taken in the country by way of camera surveillance. Since there are already about ten video cameras mounted on every intersection in the greater London area, all they've got to do is start tracking license plate numbers as they pass by each camera, letting Her Majesty's Secret Service know exactly where each of her royal subjects is headed at any given time. The surveillance database is expected to maintain records of every citizen's motoring habits over a five-year period.

[Via Gizmag]

PhaSR Set to Stun

By Wired Blogs EmailNovember 05, 2005 | 8:14:04 PMCategories: Defense  
It took me a while to figure out whether this is even legit, but it looks so cool that it hardly matters. A bunch of defense industry sites are running posts today about this non-lethal laser gun supposedly under development by the United States Air Force Research Laboratory's Directed Energy Directorate. This two-wavelength laser doesn't blast holes in your enemies or even knock them out the way a Star Trek phaser might. Instead, it temporarily blinds them so you can run up and kick them in the groin. Right now there are only two prototypes in existence, so it looks like the troops are going to have to keep shooting regular bullets for a while longer.

[Via Defense.gov]

Build Your Own Futuristic Death Ray!

By Wired Blogs EmailNovember 03, 2005 | 8:18:22 PMCategories: Defense  
Kids at school giving you a hard time again? Don't just crush their heads with your fingertips from a distance; blast them with your handheld ray gun!* You, too, could own the weapon of the future with this handheld laser gun from Information Unlimited. With a blasting power of 500 Joules, the Laser Ray Gun can fire 120 to 150 shots on a pair of AA batteries, burning holes in most materials.

For $20, you can buy the plans to build one of these babies in your garage, or you can drop $1,750 on a fully assembled unit. (You can also buy the kit and assemble it yourself to save a couple hundred bucks.) But whichever option you choose, you'll have to return a signed hazardous equipment affidavit before the company will send you any hardware.

* Note: Gear Factor in no way endorses the blasting of school bullies, or any other persons, with a futuristic laser gun that you bought on the Internet.

RoboLegs To Carry Soldiers' Crap Into Battle

By Wired Blogs EmailOctober 14, 2005 | 9:34:05 PMCategories: Defense  
Goin' ta war ain't what it used ta be. It used to be a man could go into battle armed with little more than a loincloth and a tree branch. But today's infantry has to carry so much high-tech gear around with them, it's a wonder they still have room for a sidearm. Defense Tech has a post today about one company that's trying to lighten the load for our fighting men and women in the field.

Riding on four stubby legs, the robo-mule would bear the burden of lugging a soldier's junk across the battlefield, so he can save his energy for more important duties, such as staying alive. Read more HERE.

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