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Google ships WannaCrypt for Android, disguised as Samba app

Perhaps noticing the popularity of Samba apps for Android, Google's decided to plant its own flag in the space, and yesterday released its official Android Samba Client.
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FREE wildcard HTTPS certs from Let's Encrypt for every Reg reader*

Let's Encrypt plans to begin offering free wildcard certificates in January 2018, a move likely to make web security easier and a bit less costly for many organizations.
Thomas Claburn, 06 Jul 2017
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Sysadmin bloodied by icicle that overheated airport data centre

On-Call Why look at that: the calendar says “Friday” which means it's time for another edition of On-Call, The Register's weekly column in which we relate readers' recollections of being called out to fix nasty things under nastier circumstances.
Simon Sharwood, 07 Jul 2017
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While USA is distracted by its President's antics, China is busy breaking another fusion record

Chinese boffins say they have smashed yet another world fusion record using their EAST contraption – aka the Experimental Advanced Superconducting Tokamak.
Iain Thomson, 06 Jul 2017
man in pain at workstation

BOFH: That's right. Turn it off. Turn it on

Episode 9 "I wasn't built for user support, I know that now," I sigh.
Simon Travaglia, 07 Jul 2017

Google blows $800k on bots to flood the UK with 30,000 'articles' a month

Google has today awarded €706,000 ($800,000) to the UK’s Press Association to develop robot reporters that can crank out 30,000 articles a month for local newspapers and bloggers.
Katyanna Quach, 06 Jul 2017
Baby looks taken aback/shocked/affronted. Photo by Shutterstock

Nothing could protect Durex peddler from NotPetya ransomware

The owner of the Dettol brand and Durex condoms could be left millions out of pocket after falling victim to the NotPetya ransomware last week.
John Leyden, 06 Jul 2017
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Largest advertising company in the world still wincing after NotPetya punch

The huge cyber attack that swept from Ukraine last week is still affecting companies, and several have been hit pretty hard, including the world's largest advertising business, UK-based WPP.
Kat Hall, 07 Jul 2017
Rothschild's slipper orchid, "King of the Paphs" (Paphiopedilum rothschildianum)

Dark web souk AlphaBay outage: Users fear they've been scammed

Dark web marketplace AlphaBay has dropped offline, sparking frenzied speculation that its admins may have disappeared for good after pocketing a swag bag of digital currency. The outage may be down to a simple security update, if assurances offered through Reddit are true.
John Leyden, 06 Jul 2017
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Someone's phishing US nuke power stations. So far, no kaboom

Don't panic, but attackers are trying to phish their way into machines in various US power facilities, including nuclear power station operators.

Well, that escalated quickly: Qualcomm demands iPhone, iPad sales ban in America

Qualcomm is upping the stakes in its legal war against Apple by accusing the Cupertino idiot-tax operation of infringing six patents.
Shaun Nichols, 06 Jul 2017
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Payroll glitch at DXC leaves former staff in employment limbo

Computer Sciences Corp and HP Enterprise Services were old hands at making redundancies, so you'd expect the newly formed entity DXC Technology would also be well versed. Yet some former staff have been left in employment limbo due to a payroll cock-up.
Kat Hall, 06 Jul 2017
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Back to ASICs: Mellanox pumps up Ethernet speed to 400Gbps

Just as we're getting used to 40Gbps, Ethernet networking kit-flinger Mellanox makes it 10 times faster with a Spectrum-2 ASIC running at up to 400Gbps.
Chris Mellor, 06 Jul 2017
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Microsoft hits Alt-F4 on 3,000 global sales staff

Microsoft today announced it is dumping 3,000 workers.
Iain Thomson, 06 Jul 2017
Data at wavelength of 0.45 mm, combined from SCUBA and SCUBA-2, in a false-colour image. The Geminga pulsar (inside the black circle) is moving towards the upper left, and the orange dashed arc and cylinder show the 'bow-wave' and a 'wake'. The region shown is 1.3 light-years across; the bow-wave probably stretches further behind Geminga, but SCUBA imaged only the 0.4 light-years in the centre.

'Vicious' neutron star caught collecting dustbunnies

A new study suggests a dangerous, young neutron star could be attracting planet-forming matter around it as it swims through space.
Andrew Silver, 06 Jul 2017

Banking app startups go TITSUP as payment slurper keels over. Again

A number of banking app startups were forced to shut down their services Thursday after their payment processor fell over for the second time in four months.
Kieren McCarthy, 06 Jul 2017
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Google patches pwnable 'droids for Wi-Fi vuln

Google's latest Android security update has landed, and at least one of the bugs it patches is a treat: since it's related to Broadcom chipsets, it will reach far beyond the Android ecosystem.
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Tape lives! The tape archive bit bucket is becoming bottomless

Library vendor SpectraLogic is preparing for upcoming 12TB LTO-8 format tape drives with a pre-purchase programme and a 190-plus TB cartridge on the way.
Chris Mellor, 06 Jul 2017
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McAfee settles McAfee lawsuit over McAfee name

Virus-fighting tech renegade John McAfee has settled his lawsuit in the US with Intel over his own name.
Kieren McCarthy, 06 Jul 2017
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Civil rights warriors file US lawsuit: Let us see Five Eyes agreement

The campaign group Privacy International has filed a lawsuit to try to force authorities to release the latest details of the Five Eyes surveillance agreement.
Rebecca Hill, 06 Jul 2017

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