It's Not Much, But Here Are 29 Funny Tweets From The Week To Help You Unclench Your Jaw For 5 Minutes

Animatronic Olaf collapsing dramatically in front of a crowd of kids at Disneyland is exactly how it feels to wake up in this timeline every single day.

Alana Valko
by Alana ValkoBuzzFeed Staff

I'm an LA-based trending news writer covering health, politics, and internet culture.

Hello. It's time to imagine you're somewhere else right now.

Social media post by girly&wordly featuring a relaxed poolside scene with books, a margarita, chicken tenders, and fries
@Brieyonce / Via Twitter: @Brieyonce

Feelin' good? GREAT! Now get in a cozy position to scroll through these 29 funny tweets from the week:

Enjoy!

1.

Tweet by "The Frustrating Individual": "face ID has recognized me in moments I wouldn’t have recognized myself." 250.9K likes
@MILFmassacre / Via Twitter: @MILFmassacre

2.

Social media post by Rashad joking about the confusion of mail delivery to Taylor and Taylor Lautner expecting their first child
TMZ / @TMZ / Via Twitter: @CallMeRashad

3.

A social media post humorously describes someone using AI to help with an essay, then taking selfies, with high engagement shown by likes and replies
@vuse_lover / Via Twitter: @vuse_lover

4.

Social media post from UwUTangClan: "you should be allowed to leave work early if your heart just isn’t in it today." Liked by 90.9K users
@Executivejeff1 / Via Twitter: @Executivejeff1

5.

Tweet humorously suggesting a person tweeted in 1776 about protests on Boston Common against kings, with likes and replies shown
@maiamindel / Via Twitter: @maiamindel

6.

Tweet with a video still of a person in a silver suit dancing through sparklers. Caption mentions discharge from a psych ward and a humorous video
@Druski / Via Twitter: @GwenShmoople

7.

Tweet by Moira Donegan jokingly suggesting heavy Diet Coke drinkers have psychiatric issues, dated March 28, 2026
@MoiraDonegan / Via Twitter: @MoiraDonegan

8.

Tweet by Sassington about office experiences and humor, linking to a tweet by Ramin Nasibov showing a noisy plastic container, with engagement stats
@MissSassbox / Via Twitter: @MissSassbox

9.

Tweet by user @soleiljolina: "Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature?"
@soleiljolina / Via Twitter: @soleiljolina

10.

Screenshot of a social media post. The top caption humorously suggests making room for surprises. Below, a text exchange and image show a mannequin lamp
@mobilesuitsam / @xenfoyel / Via Twitter: @mobilesuitsam

11.

Tweet showing a bracelet made of small apples on a wrist with caption "Cute until you get rushed to a hospital."
@eom2eom / Via Twitter: @KennyOd541

12.

Social media post by JoroJrn, humorously commenting on hotel check-out times, dated March 28, 2026, with 121.1K likes
@JoroJrn / Via Twitter: @JoroJrn

13.

Tweet by user joking about a misunderstanding when ordering a "Boston cream" at Dunkin' Donuts
@hazumiaileen / Via Twitter: @hazumiaileen

14.

Tweet showing a blurry emoji with arms and eyes wide open, captioned: "how it feels networking with someone who has the career you want."
@vapefuls / Via Twitter: @vapefuls

15.

Screenshot of a text conversation between a person and their mom misunderstanding about watching season four of a show
@jonnymangs / Via Twitter: @jonnymangs

16.

Social media post recounts an employee warning about a movie's theater with unintended ominous wording
@treeandcarter / Via Twitter: @treeandcarter

17.

Tweet by @PeakPiece31: "Wikipedia is the only website whose marketing strategy is threatening to kill itself if you don’t pay."
@PeakPiece31 / Via Twitter: @PeakPiece31

18.

A tweet commenting humorously on a headline about DaBaby facing backlash and cancellations due to a homophobic rant
@MikelleStreet / Out Magazine / Via Twitter: @robinwannabefly

19.

Tweet referencing a conversation about a reader who stays busy "reading" from 9pm to 1am, highlighting book enthusiasm
@_timiszn / Via Twitter: @omgsidewalks

20.

Social media post where the author overhears a humorous conversation about a man taking an hour-long shower despite being bald
@hanabryanne / Via Twitter: @hanabryanne

21.

Image of a tweet: "I have to wake up early tomorrow" with a picture of a worried character in bed, reflecting late-night thoughts
Disney/Pixar / @Ib_ra_himm / Via Twitter: @Ib_ra_himm

22.

Tweet with a screenshot joking about charging a doorbell using a couch, captioned with imagining this in the 1970s
@parkersity_9 / @parksza_ / Via Twitter: @parkersity_9

23.

Social media post by Icy: "You can just tell when someone's never had a job that made them mop." 55.4K likes, 73 replies
@whereicy / Via Twitter: @whereicy

24.

Tweet about confiscated pens with intricate cheat notes carved by a student at the University of Malaga, Spain
@NC_Renic / @BiancoDavinci / Via Twitter: @NC_Renic

25.

Social media post: User jokes about Trader Joe's being named as such but not allowing bartering or haggling
@cavempty_ / Via Twitter: @cavempty_

26.

An empty toilet paper roll on a holder, with a phone wallpaper showing the same image and a time and date overlay
@RuizSiro / Via Twitter: @RuizSiro

27.

Tweet about harmless April Fools' pranks, mentioning giving a friend two chocolate cookies instead of one as a nice surprise
@_takeajoke / Via Twitter: @_takeajoke

28.

there is literally no funnier way i could've imagined this. like that's it. that's the funniest possible version of how the olaf animatronic would power off https://t.co/xvg6WpM3AH

— Georgia Coley (@artwithinpod) March 30, 2026
@magictourclub (TikTok) / Via Twitter: @artwithinpod

And lastly:

29.

Tweet by a user expressing relief that "Olaf is stable" and a plea, posted on March 30, 2026
@realJaredGilman / Via Twitter: @realJaredGilman

Praise the heavens above.

Comments