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Literally Just 58 Very, Very, Very Funny Tweets About The 2026 Oscars

Twitter's biggest night.

So, the 98th Academy Awards just wrapped up, and A LOT happened. From jokes shading Donald Trump to historic wins, and even a tie, there's much to discuss. Here are some of the best tweets of the night:

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Tweet listing Oscar-themed burger puns: one burger after another, burgonia, sentimental burger, frankenburger, etc. High engagement noted

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“and the winner of best actor goes to… what the hell? HUDSON WILLIAM!”
pic.twitter.com/Ek9qGShmme

— lexa💋 (@fictionistism) March 15, 2026
X/79th & York Entertainment / Via Twitter: @fictionistism

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not predicting the oscars this year just along for the ride pic.twitter.com/BUAiHg9GLj

— zoë rose bryant (@zoerosebryant) March 15, 2026
@zoerosebryant / Via Twitter: @zoerosebryant

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Tweet of a drink menu themed for Oscars day, including options like "martini-onia" and "frankenpunch."

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Woman with a shaved head, smiling with a caption: "not really rooting for anyone to win but i am rooting for some people to lose."

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Tweet by Richard Lawson reads: “Guys I don’t know what to tell you. The card in the envelope says ‘The Bride.’”

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Tweet jokingly suggests the Virgin Mary and Saint Joseph reuniting, alongside a real announcement of Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor at the Oscars

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A tweet from user  jokingly asks how many minutes into a broadcast until there's a ballet or opera joke

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Tweet by Kevin saying, "I’m nervous for the Oscars like I’m nominated!" Date: March 14, 2026

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Social media post mentioning Gwyneth Paltrow smoking a cigarette outside during a Marvel reunion, dated March 15, 2026

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Tweet humorously compares awards season to a high-stress situation, wishing everyone a happy Oscars Sunday

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Tweet humorously reacts to an AR-15 prop displayed at the Oscars red carpet, captioned with a joke about frequently asked questions

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An older man in a suit holds an envelope on stage at an awards ceremony, speaking into a microphone

14.

Person in elegant black suit on a red carpet with text overlay: "MY PREDICTION CAME TRUE." Social media post mentions "Hudson Williams looks hot."

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Person on stage in formal suit holding an award and speech at the Oscars. Instagram post comment is visible below

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A person holding an envelope on stage at the Oscars, captioned with a humorous comment about needing glasses

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A man in a suit is interviewed by two reporters on the Oscars red carpet. A tweet above humorously quotes the interview

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Social media post with a humorous pickup line referencing "Oppenheimer" and a user profile

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The image shows a social media post with a photo of a man taking a selfie. The post mentions Nicholas Hoult's selfie and its popularity trend

20.

Timmy is gonna do this as an apology to the opera community if he wins pic.twitter.com/rCjqgwqviI

— griffin🎃 (@ohiojesustwink) March 15, 2026
ABC/@ohiojesustwink / Via Twitter: @ohiojesustwink

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Two people depicted as Anne Boleyn and Catherine of Aragon stand on a red carpet at the Oscars. The banner mentions their nominations for roles in "F1."

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Person in a glittering gown smiles on a red carpet, people and cameras in background. Caption: "how it genuinely feels still rooting for sentimental value."

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Man at Oscars podium holding an envelope, caption humorously suggests it looks like a tiny pair of briefs

24.

what if he starts doing this mid acceptance speech as a tribute and an apology to the opera and ballet people pic.twitter.com/xkNf1bPaot

— max (@lynchinist) March 15, 2026
Variety/CNN/@lynchinist / Via Twitter: @lynchinist

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Tweet asking which supporting actress's name Kieran Culkin will say most sarcastically

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A tweet asking, "What time does the Turning Point USA Oscars start?" with engagement details and date March 15, 2026

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A person stands on the Oscars red carpet in a stylish dark suit

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“and the oscar goes to…. RYAN COOGLER” pic.twitter.com/pXdlh33jwS

— wiLL (@willfulchaos) March 16, 2026
@willfulchaos / Via Twitter: @willfulchaos

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A humorous tweet about Leonardo DiCaprio's mustache transplant, jokingly referencing Pedro Pascal

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A social media post humorously refers to the Oscars as Diane Warren's "yearly humiliation ritual."

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A tweet asking Hudson Williams to hang out on Thursday night, set over an image of Hudson Williams on the red carpet at the 98th Oscars

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Tweet claiming Chris Rock died from injuries at the Oscars, posted on March 15, 2026

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Tweet: "actually yeah you should be winning an Oscar for discovering Chase Infiniti."

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Cartoon character with a surprised expression, hand on forehead. Caption jokes about Timothée Chalamet's reaction to Misty Copeland dancing

35.

Polar bear walking outdoors with text: "What da hell is a Polar bear doin in Arlington Texas." Appears on red carpet in Oscars context

36.

Social media post reads, "Call me when it's Hollywood's smallest night."

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Tweet by Josh Billinson about Timothée Chalamet's red carpet look at the Oscars, comparing him to a Backstreet Boys member

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Social media post: "What happens if there’s a tie in a category at the Oscars. Do they go to penalty kicks?"

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Tweet humorously questions the odds of Adrien Brody making speeches if there's a tie in Best Actor

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A meme with two images: a woman in a red dress dancing. In the second, a man in a white suit with red glowing eyes sits at a formal event

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Social media post joking about Timmy being spanked with a paddle on stage before receiving an Oscar

42.

A social media post questioning if Michael B. Jordan is nominated for "Smoke or Stack," with engagement details below

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Social media post humorously comments on someone's comedic timing, dated March 15, 2026

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GIF of a person in a crowd shown from shoulders up, appearing to wear formal attire, with a tweet joking about cheering at an event

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Split image of two individuals at the Oscars; one in a detailed white shirt, the other in a classic tuxedo. Caption jokes about a mustache transfer

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Screenshot of a tweet: "He thanked Canada because he heard Hudson Williams is there." Dated March 15, 2026

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Tweet with two images: a TV showing a musical performance and a man in ornate clothing at an event. Caption: "THEY LET A VAMPIRE IN THE JUKE JOINT."

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Social media post showing a group of people reacting joyfully, possibly after a performance

49.

Dog with a playful expression, mouth open wide, as a GIF. Social media text relates humorously to "ballet opera gate" and a celebrity

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Tweet joking about a presenter mocking Timothée Chalamet at the Oscars, leading to a humorous blueberry transformation

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Tweet by zoë rose bryant: "Chris Evans said 'valet' and I thought he said 'ballet' and felt a chill down my spine." Sydney replies: "Please, no more comments about ballet and opera."

52.

Tweet expressing shock over Will Smith allegedly slapping Chris Rock. Includes engagement stats

53.

Tweet congratulating "mr maya rudolph," posted on March 15, 2026, with 2.2K likes

54.

Social media post, suggesting the casting director for "Heated Rivalry" deserves an Oscar

55.

Social media post joking that Ryan Coogler is the "hottest guy" to win Best Original Screenplay

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Image of a tweet with humor: "Baby Yoda has slapped Timothée Chalamet at the Oscars," featuring a photoshopped image of Baby Yoda playfully interacting with Chalamet

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Tweet joking that if an Oscar nominee doesn't attend to collect their award, it goes to Delroy Lindo

And, finally:

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Social media post criticizing someone named Marty Supreme for having Kevin O’Leary on the Oscars carpet

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