"I Had To Call Poison Control And Explain The Situation" – 22 Of The Dumbest Ways People Have Injured Themselves
"They had to glue my eyebrow back together because it exploded."

"They had to glue my eyebrow back together because it exploded."
"If you sound like a plane taking off, then you’ve got to go."
"The perfect cap to one of the best shows in all of American television."
"Don't fry bacon in the nude."
"The next thing I know, I wake up on my mother’s couch, and she lived like 45 minutes away."
"A co-worker, extremely hungover, passed out and fell into the grave."
"She was literally just scraping it into fancy glass jars and selling it for a 400% markup to the local yoga studio."
"With a joyous, comical undertone, heartrending poignancy, beautiful visual and masterful score, Project Hail Mary is a marvel of a project."
"Asked me if he could rent my couch for £500 a month..."
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"The dad fell in love with the therapist and they hooked up."
"She was literally just scraping it into fancy glass jars and selling it for a 400% markup to the local yoga studio."
"I suddenly realised that not everyone got their own car at 18 or went on holiday twice a year."
"A co-worker, extremely hungover, passed out and fell into the grave."
"Bride slept with the best man because the groom had already passed out."
"F*** The cat! Get Outta there! Get out!"