"The silly things I like mean a lot to me. If you let me be vulnerable with small joys, I will be vulnerable with bigger things."
"My sister once left an entire quesadilla under my couch cushions. We were both in our late 20s/early 30s."
"My buddy seems to get into altercations a lot. HE never starts these altercations, no, no. But somehow he always finds himself in an altercation with some 'A-HOLE' who started some sh*t."
"The shifts are 8-10 hours, but I average about $2,000 a week. My best month, I made $21,000."
"I was a millennial teenager who very much believed that feminism was unnecessary. ... Then I spent my entire career in a male-dominated field and learned how serious and widespread these issues are. I have changed!"
"My absolute favorite weird purchase was a high-end, rechargeable picture light for a huge, colorful art piece in our hallway. It’s not practical, but walking past a glowing piece of art at midnight to get a glass of water makes the house feel like a museum."
"Why in the absolute f— are you holding random people to a higher standard than elected bloody officials?"
"The thing about libido is that it's always changing and affected by day-to-day life, along with your history. Your libido rarely stays the same in your life. ... things will always change."
"The number of Americans who lack human empathy is growing significantly, and it's being encouraged."
"My sister-in-law copied our key and let herself into our house...and I found her escorting her coworkers on a tour of my house, saying, 'Isn’t this wallpaper atrocious?'"
"She threw away all his CDs that day and has hated him ever since."
"I have never forgiven that girl in Atonement, and I never will. Her motivations were so dumb, and she ruined everything."
"Cocktails. There is no logical reason they should be $20 a drink, and yet people are still buying them (often MULTIPLE)."
"I was a millennial teenager who very much believed that feminism was unnecessary. ... Then I spent my entire career in a male-dominated field and learned how serious and widespread these issues are. I have changed!"
"The number of Americans who lack human empathy is growing significantly, and it's being encouraged."
"When a person stops sharing the little things. How the day went, what made them laugh, what irritated them a little, or their random thoughts. Their inner life becomes closed off."
"My sister-in-law copied our key and let herself into our house...and I found her escorting her coworkers on a tour of my house, saying, 'Isn’t this wallpaper atrocious?'"
"I present my used clothes to my dog. If he barely sniffs them, I can wear them. If he finds them too interesting, they go in the hamper."
"One hour later, at home, I found out that a bus at the station I just left was rigged with a bomb, and it exploded as we left the station."
"The Internet was for everyone; anybody could have their own space on the web and put whatever they liked up, for free! Now, like in much of life, free spaces are pretty much all gone, and everything is just an excuse to charge more money."