100 Halloween Captions and Quotes for Your Next Instagram Post

Halloween is exciting for so many reasons: fun decorations, scary movies, pumpkin carving, haunted houses, and, of course, capturing every festive moment on camera to post on the 'gram. It's a wildly photogenic time of year, thanks to the costumes, holiday bric-a-brac, and autumnal scenery.

We've rounded up the best Halloween Instagram captions and quotes to fit the seasonal vibe, whether you're going for a spooky aesthetic or sharing photos of your creative costume.

Cute Halloween Instagram Captions

• Too cute to spook.

• Drop-dead gorgeous.

• Sweet like candy.

• Cutest pumpkin in the patch.

• Oh my gourd, I love Halloween!

• If you've got it, haunt it.

• What a boo-tiful costume.

• Have a fang-tastic Halloween!

• Ghouls just want to have fun.

• It's the season to trick-or-treat yourself.

• Wishing you a spooktacular Halloween!

• Hocus pocus!

• Happy Howl-oween!

• No tricks, just treats.

• Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

• Stay spooky!

• Keep calm and scare on.

• All tricks, no treats.

• Hay, pumpkin!

• Let's give them pumpkin to talk about.

Funny Halloween Instagram Captions

• Scarier than an AI takeover.

• Too ghoul for school.

• Felt spooky, might delete.

• You say witch like it's a bad thing.

• Not today, Satan.

• Witch way to the candy?

• Creepin' it real.

• Here for the boos.

• Eat, drink, and be scary.

• Resting witch face.

• Hot ghoul Halloween.

• Just witchful thinking.

• Happy Halloween, witches!

• #SquadGhouls

• Have a bloody good Halloween!

• Basic witch.

• Who run the world? Ghouls.

• I'm 100% that witch.

• I'm the ghostess with the mostess.

• Just a little batty.

• Cheers, witches!

• Demons are a ghoul's best friend.

• I'm a haunt mess.

Halloween Captions for Couples

• Hanging with my boo.

• Dancing with the devil.

• The trick to my treat.

• Thanks for not ghosting me!

• Love at first bite.

• I only have pumpkin pies for you.

• You're just my (blood) type.

• You make me feel like I'm the only ghoul in the world.

• You're just too gourd to be true.

• You've got me under your spell.

• I love you so much it’s scary.

• You are the Jack to my Sally.

• Zom-bae alert.

• You bewitch me.

• #CoupleGhouls

Halloween Quotes from Literature

• "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."—J. K. Rowling, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban"

• "Hell is empty and all the devils are here."—William Shakespeare, "The Tempest"

• "Something wicked this way comes."—William Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

• "Mischief managed."—J. K. Rowling, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban"

• "Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see."—Edgar Allan Poe, “The System of Dr. Tarr and Prof. Fether"

• "Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bubble."—William Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

• "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers."—L. M. Montgomery, “Anne of Green Gables”

• “Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!”—Bram Stoker, “Dracula”

• “All hope abandon, ye who enter here.”—Dante Alighieri, “The Divine Comedy”

• “Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.”—Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, “A Study in Scarlet”

• “And there is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.”—Colette, “My Apprenticeships”

Halloween Quotes From Movies and TV

• "There are three things that I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin."—"It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"

• "I'm the ghost with the most, babe."—"Beetlejuice"

• "Amok! Amok! Amok!"—"Hocus Pocus"

• "A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality."—"It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"

• "I'm a mouse, duh."—"Mean Girls"

• "I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color."—"The Addams Family"

• "It's Halloween. Everyone's entitled to one good scare."—"Halloween"

• "Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it."—"Halloweentown"

• "You're doomed! You're all doomed!"—"Friday the 13th"

• “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.”—“Hocus Pocus”

• “That's right, I am the Pumpkin King!”—“The Nightmare Before Christmas”

• “There’s a little witch in all of us.”—“Practical Magic”

• “I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.”—“The Rocky Horror Picture Show”

• “Do you like scary movies?”—“Scream”

Song Lyrics That Make Perfect Halloween Captions

• "I ain't afraid of no ghost."—Ray Parker Jr., "Ghostbusters"

• "I put a spell on you."—Screamin' Jay Hawkins, "I Put a Spell on You"

• "Bad to the bone."—George Thorogood & The Destroyers, "Bad to the Bone"

• "Every little thing she does is magic."—The Police, "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"

• "Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now."—Danny Elfman, "This Is Halloween"

• "They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky. They're all together ooky, the Addams Family."—Vic Mizzy, "The Addams Family" theme

• "Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize."—Disney theme parks' Haunted Mansion theme, "Grim Grinning Ghosts (The Screaming Song)"

• "Spooky, scary skeletons, send shivers down your spine."—Andrew Gold, "Spooky, Scary Skeletons"

• "I know if I'm haunting you, you must be haunting me."—Beyoncé, "Haunted"

• "Baby, it's Halloween. And we can be anything."—Phoebe Bridgers, "Halloween"

• "Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time."—Taylor Swift, "Look What You Made Me Do"

• "Oh, she's sweet but a psycho"—Ava Max, "Sweet but Psycho"

• “You my lil boo thang.”—Paul Russell, “Lil Boo Thang”

• “Do you believe in magic?”—The Lovin’ Spoonful, “Do You Believe in Magic?”

• "It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll."—“The Time Warp" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show”

• "Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little girl like you."—Classic IV, “Spooky”

• "It's close to midnight. And something evil's lurking in the dark."—Michael Jackson, “Thriller”