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@UsernameHere
Help, I’m alive.
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  • @UsernameHere
    usernamehere
    @UsernameHere
    Sep 6, 2025
    I am very into tennis now. Watching all these matches, and taking my first lesson on Monday. I just basically have a new personality.
  • @UsernameHere
    usernamehere
    @UsernameHere
    Aug 29, 2025
    A fun thing about me is I’ll go to sleep ~12 a.m., my 14 y/o dog will wake me up to get back up on the bed from drinking water at 1 a.m., and then I’ll sleep again from 1:30-3 am, at which point I’ll wake up for good. This is normal and healthy for every night right?
  • @UsernameHere
    usernamehere
    @UsernameHere
    Aug 25, 2025
    Home Goods, where you come for an outside table and leave with a velvet skeleton. Also the young man checking me out: “I just realized Home Goods is not somewhere i’d ever buy something from. My mom would. But i’d just go next door to tj maxx, you know?” (I clearly do not know)
  • @UsernameHere
    usernamehere
    @UsernameHere
    Aug 25, 2025
    Hello again, 3 am my good friend.
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  • @UsernameHere
    usernamehere
    @UsernameHere
    Aug 21, 2025
    Me at trivia tonight: I just want a light beer. I’m sorry I’m just ordering like a sitcom character “beer please!” But also whatever is fine. Server brings me a beer: well, you do look like you’d be on F•R•I•E•N•D•S (She told no lies tonight)