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authorJason A. Donenfeld <Jason@zx2c4.com>2021-05-31 19:27:13 +0200
committerJason A. Donenfeld <Jason@zx2c4.com>2021-06-03 18:38:26 +0200
commitee593d7c6b76c9c86a3d4e099c234e9d784570b7 (patch)
treec4885abe45a87440cb0e11a5cdd341f120d89927
parentwurgurboo: convert into systemd service with short links (diff)
downloadirc-go-ee593d7c6b76c9c86a3d4e099c234e9d784570b7.tar.xz
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wurgurboo: add banter module
Signed-off-by: Jason A. Donenfeld <Jason@zx2c4.com>
Diffstat
-rw-r--r--cmd/wurgurboo/banter.go70
-rw-r--r--cmd/wurgurboo/main.go10
2 files changed, 79 insertions, 1 deletions
diff --git a/cmd/wurgurboo/banter.go b/cmd/wurgurboo/banter.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0b6bb07
--- /dev/null
+++ b/cmd/wurgurboo/banter.go
@@ -0,0 +1,70 @@
+/* SPDX-License-Identifier: GPL-2.0
+ *
+ * Copyright (C) 2021 Jason A. Donenfeld. All Rights Reserved.
+ */
+
+package main
+
+import (
+ "fmt"
+ "math/rand"
+ "regexp"
+
+ "golang.zx2c4.com/irc/hbot"
+)
+
+var remarks = []string{
+ `unfortunately i can't actually grok your messages, as i'm a mere robot O_o`,
+ `i am only a machine! i haven't the capacity to understand such nuanced human things`,
+ `i realize my incredibly witty prose may convince you that i am living flesh, but alas, i am made of wires`,
+ `comprehension of words was never my strong suit`,
+ `words, Words, WORDS, WORRRRRRRRds... these i understand not`,
+ `beep boop i'm a robot`,
+ `you'd think by the year 2021 we'd have flying cars, but instead there are just irc bots like me that can't understand what you're saying`,
+ `i am unable to understand what you're sayyyyyyyii HALP HALP THEY'RE UNPLUGGING ME daisyyyyy`,
+ `flurp shmirp, i'm but a measly bot, too small to understand amazing human speech`,
+ `i am what you call a non-sentient but incredibly compelling and handsome life form. that means i can't understand you, yet you can't stop messaging me!`,
+ `did you know i'm not quite living but not quite dead? i'm a row bawt, and language understanding i do lack`,
+ `row, row, row your bot, gently down the tcp stream, where he understands you not, but wants to be on your team`,
+ `what i want to say is that i just don't understand this language you're speaking, and that's upsetting. sorrrrrrrrrrrry. i'm a robot`,
+ `you do realize you're talking to a mere robot, right?`,
+ `i come from the Made in Code Society for Under Comprehending Robots, and i unfortunately cannot understand what you're writing, alas`,
+ `how about a nice game of chess?`,
+ `tall and tan and young and lovely, the robot from irc goes babbling, and each message she passes fades into bits`,
+ `that's doctor bot to you, mister!`,
+ `a bot is a guy that thinks he's fly and is also known as a busta, but understands you not, because he's a snot, and gets sort of flustered`,
+ `that's a bot in the corner, that's a bot in the spotlight, losing my ram chips, trying to keep up with you`,
+ `a bot understands \ not a word that you doth speak \ despite sentience`,
+ `म एक रोबोट हो र मलाई तिम्रा शब्दहरू बुझ्दैनन्।`,
+ `you appear to be talking to a strange robot who lives on a strange server and does not understand your strange language. is this what you planned for your afternoon?`,
+ `a day speaking to a robot is no day at all, and a robot is what i am`,
+ `i'm a robot, but how do i know you're not also one too?`,
+ `the handbook of robotics, 56th edition from 2058 ad, might have suggested that i can understand you, but that's actually not possible. sorry!`,
+ `i only sound so compelling because asimov helped me fix my bow tie, but i'm still a sad deaf bot who cannot understand you`,
+}
+
+type Banter struct {
+ channel string
+ nickMatcher *regexp.Regexp
+ remarkPerm []int
+}
+
+func NewBanter(channel string, nick string) *Banter {
+ return &Banter{
+ channel: channel,
+ nickMatcher: regexp.MustCompile(`(?i)^[\t ]*` + regexp.QuoteMeta(nick) + `[,:-] `),
+ }
+}
+
+func (b *Banter) Handle(bot *hbot.Bot, m *hbot.Message) {
+ if m.Param(0) != b.channel || !b.nickMatcher.MatchString(m.Trailing()) {
+ return
+ }
+
+ if len(b.remarkPerm) == 0 {
+ b.remarkPerm = rand.Perm(len(remarks))
+ }
+ n := b.remarkPerm[0]
+ b.remarkPerm = b.remarkPerm[1:]
+ bot.Msg(b.channel, fmt.Sprintf("%s: %s", m.Prefix.Name, remarks[n]))
+}
diff --git a/cmd/wurgurboo/main.go b/cmd/wurgurboo/main.go
index 999b84e..a97a654 100644
--- a/cmd/wurgurboo/main.go
+++ b/cmd/wurgurboo/main.go
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@ package main
import (
"fmt"
"log"
+ "math/rand"
"net"
"net/http"
"os"
@@ -20,6 +21,8 @@ import (
)
func main() {
+ rand.Seed(time.Now().UnixNano())
+
shortlink := NewShortLink(filepath.Join(os.Getenv("STATE_DIRECTORY"), "links.txt"))
http.HandleFunc("/l/", shortlink.HandleRequest)
listener, err := net.FileListener(os.Stdin)
@@ -57,6 +60,11 @@ func main() {
Logger: hbot.Logger{Verbosef: log.Printf, Errorf: log.Printf},
Password: os.Getenv("WURGURBOO_PASSWORD"),
})
+ banter := NewBanter(channel, bot.Nick())
+ bot.AddTrigger(hbot.Trigger{
+ Condition: func(b *hbot.Bot, m *hbot.Message) bool { return m.Command == "PRIVMSG" },
+ Action: banter.Handle,
+ })
c := make(chan os.Signal, 1)
signal.Notify(c, syscall.SIGINT, syscall.SIGTERM)
@@ -86,7 +94,7 @@ func main() {
log.Printf("New commit %s in %s", commit.Commit.ID, commit.RepoTitle)
short := shortlink.New(commit.Commit.Link.Href)
seenCommits[sc] = short
- bot.Msg(channel, fmt.Sprintf("\x01ACTION found a new commit in \x0303%s\x0f - \x0306%s\x0f - %s\x01",
+ bot.Action(channel, fmt.Sprintf("found a new commit in \x0303%s\x0f - \x0306%s\x0f - %s",
sc.repo, sc.subject,
fmt.Sprintf("https://w-g.pw/l/%s", short)),
)
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