👋 I’m Dennis — currently running 3 distros and zero stability

🐧 Penguin enthusiast. I maintain more Linux projects than actual humans.

💽 Creator of:    BoringWM
💽 Creator of:    World Observer

🛠 My scripts have 3 states:
   1) works
   2) almost works
   3) why is everything on fire??

⚙️ Arch btw, Debian enjoyer, NixOS victim
🧪 90% of my projects start with “What if I…?”
💀 100% of my bugs are caused by me

⚡ sudo holdmyteacup — the next revolution in doing absolutely nothing
☕ Powered by East Frisian tea and terrible decisions
🚀 Warning: cloning any repo may cause your system to run faster than intended.

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📊 Linux Nerd Stats

Category	Value
Distros Daily-Driven	3 (too many)
Penguins Owned	Infinite
Coffee	0
East Frisian Tea	9999+
Number of “What if…?” Projects	increasing
Times I broke NixOS	yes
Number of repos that “almost work”	all of them

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🔭 Current Projects

• 🐧 World Observer
• 🐧 Project Maxwell — in progress
• 🐧 Penguin Power Plant — in progress
• 🧩 Backup/Restore tool for DWM
• ⚙️ Linux Gaming Toolkit
• 🔊 SPDIF Soundfix
• 🪐 Debian 13 Nvidia Driver

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💬 About

I focus on minimal, high-performance Linux environments for developers and gamers.
Everything I build is open-source and optimized for Debian, Arch, and NixOS.

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☕ Buy Me a Tea

(I only drink East Frisian tea — nothing else.)

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