> build: unstable
> mood: pending
> version: still in beta
system booted. personality modules: dry humor, clean syntax, and suspiciously human code.
system logs:
- performs tasks involving data science, C++, and Python
- attempting to contribute to open source (source currently fighting back)
- once maintained a few hundred records without breaking a Google Sheet (miracle pending verification)
operational focus:
- constructing reproducible experiments in AI/ML
- designing minimal, functional systems that don’t scream but whisper
- debugging both code and existential errors
- exploring how good logic can feel like poetry
connectivity ports:
LinkedIn · GitHub · Portfolio
just twisha patel —
computer engineering student. part human, part infinite loop.
runs fine until you ask her to explain what she’s doing.
- 🔭 currently working on: whatever the higher entity (my mood) compiles successfully.
- 🌱 learning (slowly, painfully):
- cs syllabus (still killing me)
- a few projects (signed an nda. i didn’t.)
- 👯 open to collab on anything open source. (i like free stuff.)
- 🤔 looking for help with understanding how everyone else seems to know what they’re doing.
- 💬 ask me about ... programming, writing, or why i’m still awake at 3am.
i might not answer correctly, but i’ll answer sincerely. - 📫 how to reach me: ports or pigeons. still accepting those.
- 😄 pronouns: she/her
- ⚡ fun fact: wanted to be an astrophysicist once. settled for debugging stars in code instead.
$ twi.exe executing existential crisis... done.
- random crashes under academic stress.
- too much caffiene.
- memory leaks caused by curiosity.
- tendency to over-comment existential thoughts in code.
- has 87 unfinished projects and counting.
- occasionally reboots into “maybe i should just write poetry.”
> uptime: inconsistent
> caffeine levels: critical
> errors: handled silently
> performance: emotionally throttled> exit code: 0 (somehow)documentation last updated during an existential crisis.
system report: online presence verified.
compiling data on socials, stack, and suspicious activity...
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system idle — awaiting next bug report