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An illustration of a boy standing next to a table where his parents sit. He holds a piece of paper and there is another sheet with 'A LEVEL RESULTS' written on. A speech bubble above his head reads 'A-STAR, DOUBLE A STAR, B, C... OH WAIT... THESE ARE THE FRIDGE EFFICIENCY RATINGS.'

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons August 13, 2026 By Guy Venables

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons August 13, 2026 By Guy Venables
An illustration of two men lying in the desert with a camel and animal skull. One has a speech bubble which reads 'COULD BE WORSE. WE COULD BE IN ENGLAND.'

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons August 11, 2026 By Guy Venables
An illustration of a couple with a map on a beach, with a speech bubble which reads 'OH NO, WAIT. IT'S NOT ONE OF THE UK'S MOST AFFLUENT BEACHES. IT'S ONE OF THE UK'S MOST EFFLUENT.' There is a man with green face being sick wearing swimming trunks.

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons August 11, 2026 By Guy Venables
An illustration of a man lying on a pavement drinking, with a police officer next to him. There is a speech bubble above his head which reads 'BUT OFFICER... I'M JUST STICKING TO THE "NO VETRICAL DRINKING" POLICY'

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons August 11, 2026 By Guy Venables
An illustration of three councillors sitting around a table, with a KENT COUNCIL' sign behind them. One has a speech bubble which reads 'WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH THIS £150,000 ORTH OF DUMPED RUBBISH?' and another has a speech bubble hich reads 'COULDN'T WE JUST CRASH IT INTO THE MOON?'

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons August 11, 2026 By Guy Venables
An illustration of a man in Ancient Greek warrior armour next to an old lady. There's a double decker bus in front of them with a sign saying 'ALL FARES £2'. The man has a speech bibble above his head which reads 'I AM GOING ON A LONG JOURNEY. AN... ODYSSEY IF YOU WILL.'

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons July 24, 2026 By Guy Venables
An illustration of two politicians next to a sign that reads 'BURNHAM SWORN IN AS NEW MP', with a speech bubble above one of their heads which reads 'I'M ALREADY APPALLED AT MOST OF THE THINGS HE HASN'T DONE YET'.

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons July 24, 2026 By Guy Venables
An illustration of Pete Heggseth and an army general, looking at 3 soldiers who have abnormally large muscles and whose clothes are popping off

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons July 24, 2026 By Guy Venables
An illustration of a prince holding a phone in front of Cinderella. There is a speech bubble above his head which reads 'WHAT?!!!NO, CINDERELLA. YOUR CAR ISN'T GOING TO TURN INTO A PUMPKIN AT MISNIGHT. YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA IS JUST GOING TO SWITCH OFF.'

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons July 15, 2026 By Guy Venables

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons July 15, 2026 By Guy Venables

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons June 25, 2026 By Guy Venables
An illustration of lemmings jumping off a cliff. One has a speech bubble which reads 'IT ALL STARTED WHEN I DECIDED TO GO INTO POLITICS'

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons June 22, 2026 By Guy Venables
An illustration of a man with red hair and a beard near a small boat by the sea. A policeman says to him 'THAT'S A NEW ONE. YOU'RE WALKING ROUND THE WORLD, YOU SAY.'

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons June 19, 2026 By Guy Venables

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons June 19, 2026 By Guy Venables
An illustration of a bird dying. There is a speech bubble above ts head which reads 'NOW? ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE?'

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons June 15, 2026 By Guy Venables
An illustration of a man in a corboy hat next to two Scottish men. There is a speech bubble above his head which reads 'NO WAY!!! I'M SCOTCH TOO!'

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons June 15, 2026 By Guy Venables
An illustration of a man whsipering to a Ryanair worker, saying 'CAN I PAY EXTRA NOT TO SIT NEXT TO MY KIDS?'. The said kids are around him.

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons June 12, 2026 By Guy Venables
An illustration of a cat holding a CV and another cat sat accross from them. The speech bubble reads 'WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN NINE LIVES TIME?'

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons June 12, 2026 By Guy Venables
An illustration of a robot driving a taxi. A speech bubble above it reads ''ERE YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO I HAD IN THE BACK OF MY CAB THE OTHER DAY. ONLY THAT HENRY HOOVER!'

The Metro daily cartoon by Guy Venables

Cartoons June 11, 2026 By Guy Venables