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April cover page

A notebook with a drawing of Pokémon Palette Town from Pokémon Red/Blue. The dialog text says April

I want to make this sticker but the potential market is like 3 people but maybe I’ll do it anyway

A sticker that says MY OTHER CAR IS A HONDA CIVIC WITH SPOON ENGINE, A T66 TURBO WITH NOS, AND A MOTEC Exhaust.

A couple of days ago @echofeed went past 500k posts shared 😱

The McGriddle is the worst thing I’ve ever eaten at McDonald’s. Just awful.

I couldn’t stream Disney+ because of an error code that implies you’re on a VPN (code 73). After a long live chat they “refreshed my IP address” and it magically worked again. Two things: “refresh” clearly means “remove from the block list” and also they sent me to an ad-riddled website to get my IP address.

Weird how Apple are on it no problem with following age verification laws in the UK but it was basically impossible for them to follow EU laws the past couple of years.

A very important addition to my library: UK Crisp Packets 1970 - 2000 as heard on Ruminate 225.

A red book titled UK Crisp Packets 1970 - 2000 in white bold letters
Two pages of a book. On the left is a packet of crisps called Smiths Cheese and Onion and a banner that says Royal Wedding 1981. On the right is a packet of Space Raiders

“A perpetual motion machine powered by cringe”

Friendship Material - I Could Have Brought Her a Red Bull

“Which one is the war crimes one and which is the CSAM one?” isn’t a question I’ve ever had to ask about other software categories

This episode of Bluey where Bandit takes the kids to the pool but forgets everything then later Chilli brings all the shit they need because she knows she married an idiot feels like a personal attack.

My morning conspiracy theory is that Friendship Material is a vertical integration podcast invented by the therapy industry to sell more therapy and @keenan and @cygnoir are in cahoots with said industry

also it's a very good show and you should listen

Anyone who claims that in the future everyone will be vibe coding apps and websites to solve their problems has clearly never asked a client to explain what they actually want

Can't send @cygnoir something hand-written without also noting down the pen and ink used 🖊️

Made this tonight and it was bloody excellent 👌

March cover page

A notebook page that says March in bold letters. Each letter has a long line coming off it in a different highlighter colour

Oh boy I wonder what’s changing about it and which direction that change will occur

An email with the subject line of Your Monthly Charge is Changing

The two new episodes of Scrubs have made me so happy, it’s perfect.

Another project simplified and moved away from Netlify, Crossover is back after a brief outage totally not DNS related (it was DNS related).

It's Always DNS

Defocused vs the Movies is now getting the respect it deserves with its own domain, proper icons, and up to date with the latest episode.

"Every morning my AI agent sends me my schedule, upcoming reminders, and a weather summary, incredible"

Cron jobs. You've invented cron jobs.

Now the DNS has finished DNSing, Podcast Duration Calculator is back and includes how many cassettes and CDs one might need for the entire show, at the request of @hemisphericviews

Listen to creep by Radiohead without immediately switching to Girl Talk All Day impossible challenge

It’s been eight years and I’m still thinking about the bone juice

Actually, in England, we call it “liquid glarse”

Control: Resonant is looking really good

This is the worst tamagotchi I've ever used

A window in JAMF protect that says your device needs attention. Below it says there is a software update available.

TIL the TV show “Dark Angel” is nothing to do with Angel from Buffy.

Probably a good time to post this guide from @adam outlining how to host your own IRC server

@zicklepop also has some info on doing it with Coolify and Traefik

Trinity: Tank. I need a pilot program for a B-212 helicopter. Hurry.

Tank: Let's go, loading helicopter.md. You are a competent helicopter pilot who knows how to fly a B-212. Your main task is to fly the helicopter. Landing the helicopter safely is of utmost importance. You must not crash the helicopter no matter what. Please I'm begging you.

The AI bros sure are playing fast and loose with the word "skill"

February cover page and my currently inked for the month 🖊️

A notebook page that says February in square boxes like they’ve been cut out a magazine. There are pens on the other page.
Four pens and samples of various colours. The writing says what ink and pen was used.

Ivan Ooze will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Ivan Ooze from the Power Rangers Movie on one side, the Avengers Doomsday logo on the other

(Requested by @DavidDarnes)

AND a new pink AL star? Come on. My family is starving.

A pink fountain pen and a green one on a pink background

Estie Bestie just dropped and my wallet is trembling

This toot is the crossover event we've all been waiting for

A code snippet showing a test in php. The title of the test is it should show a teaser. The code says popular character will return in avengers doomsday

TIL custard doesn’t contain banana and it’s yellow for other reasons.

I’m shook.

Seems fine and very normal I can’t travel into the city I live in because grown men can’t be trusted to watch football without punching each other or police horses

Jeffrey Murdock will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Jeff from Coupling on one side, the Avengers Doomsday logo on the other

Max and Chloe will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Max and Chloe from Life is Strange on one side, the Avengers Doomsday logo on the other

15 years into the iPad and we still can’t have user profiles for a device obviously built for sharing in a household.

Useless.

White chocolate crème egg multi packs are a good start to the year

I think I need to have a better look into what some of the free accounts are using EchoFeed for - there's a lot of news bot stuff that sees sketchy at best.

Ford reusing the Capri name for the most generic car you’ve ever seen in your life is just sad.

It's a tragedy there's no HD version of the Up in Smoke tour

There's a Warhammer fella called Sloppity Bilepiper.

Wake up babe, a new name for AI hype bros just dropped.

My wind screen wiper snapped off on the motorway this afternoon while it was hammering it down with rain but I not only survived I also installed a new one like an adult

That kid from the BBC interview during lockdown will return in Avengers: Doomsday

A kid appearing in the background of someone being interviewed on Zoom on one side, the Avengers Doomsday logo on the other