Daniel (@growing_daniel) / X

Sunday is for church. Perhaps you’ve never been? Maybe you’re lapsed? This all is fine. Come to mass in SF with growing Daniel and spend some time with God. He understands. Then come drink beer after and yap with me. DM for details.

btw I’m not gay. Just in case you guys have heard anything, I’m straight. I’m straight

Fat idiot beer

Imagine getting sued by a low end penis company for violating their intellectual property (they allege you have a low end penis. Yes girls have seen the complaint paperwork)

Daniel

@growing_daniel

Aug 29

Brad Pitt reportedly being sued by high-end penis cream company

Have kids so you’re not in this situation when you’re old

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