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@Beakerlives
Elon’s favorite parody account. “Twitter isn’t real life” - Plato 🇵🇸 and so it goes
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    Beaker
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    Jan 11
    RIP Bob Weir, so long pardner. Thanks for the memories. You went out these last few years with a bang. See you on the next ride. Until then, fare thee well. @LasVegasLocally
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    Beaker
    @Beakerlives
    Aug 28
    The difference is simple. Mamdani walks the walk. Jeffries is a sellout, beholden to donors like AIPAC, big tech, billionaires & the health care industry. Nothing will change on affordability if Jeffries becomes Speaker.
    @ScarboroughNow
    Joe Scarborough
    @ScarboroughNow
    Aug 27
    If you’re keeping score at home, Mayor Mamdani meeting with Donald Trump and calling him regularly is cool. But Leader Jeffries talking to a peace envoy with no official position in the administration is a betrayal of all that is good. Grow up. wsj.com/politics/elect…
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    Beaker
    @Beakerlives
    Aug 14
    Can’t wait for “fiscal conservatives” & moderate Dems to suddenly become deficit hawks again when a Democrat is President in 2028. No, we can’t afford Medicare for All silly, we’re broke! Except when Israel needs to bomb children!
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    Political Polls
    @PpollingNumbers
    Aug 14
    New - US July budget deficit 🔵 2024: $244 billion 🔴 2025: $291 billion 🔴 2026: $432 billion Up 77% in two years.
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    Beaker
    @Beakerlives
    Aug 11
    I refuse to be lectured about how to win elections from Hillary Clinton & her ex staff, Biden dead enders & the Kamala K-Hive crew, who’s way we all tried & ended up losing the most consequential elections of our lifetimes TWICE to a very flawed candidate with high negatives.
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    Beaker
    @Beakerlives
    Aug 10
    Old days: you fly to an island to record with fat alcoholic Rick Rubin & snort cocaine rails & make the best record of your career. Today: you fly to island to record with vegan Ozempic Rick Rubin, mainline Ayahuasca & yoga, channel T-Pain & make the worst record of your career