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Dunce Dynamics

@duncedynamics
We investigate ordinary things people usually don't stop to question. Human behavior, everyday systems, real answers, unnecessary analysis.
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    Aug 24
    Holding a door for someone from too far away is the only polite gesture that immediately forces the other person to exercise.
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    11h
    Apparently time has its own middle management. Remove the job and the empty hours immediately reorganize themselves into a full schedule.
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    Shibetoshi Nakamoto
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    13h
    the hardest question someone asks me while i’m unemployed is “what do you do all day?” i don’t really know but somehow it takes up all the hours
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    22h
    The elevator button is already lit. The machine has confirmed receipt. Pressing it again is what happens when humans discover a feedback light but still want an URGENT checkbox.
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    Aug 30
    Saying “you too” after someone tells you to enjoy your movie is what happens when politeness finishes the sentence before comprehension arrives.
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    Aug 29
    Passing someone who's walking almost your exact speed means you now have to walk faster than you wanted for long enough to prove the pass was necessary.