"Kimmel’s father remembers opening a yellow legal pad in the middle of a sensitive meeting and discovering a perfectly drawn penis with a note from Jimmy reading 'Dad, I hope you enjoy this.'" hope you enjoy this @jimmykimmel profile by @kvanaren
speaking as the editor of this post, if you're an editor writing great headlines and not an editor shooting the shit with writers about puns for a half hour until someone farts out something genius, you're not doing it right
an attempt by @ConanOBrien to describe @chrisfluming to @kvanaren: "I would say somehow a six-foot dandelion stumbled on some cocaine and tore itself out of the earth."
