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People Are Sharing The "Biggest" Prizes And Giveaways They've Ever Won, And Some Are Making Me Cackle, But Others Are Making Me Super Jealous
"Thought it was fake. Won $500,000 and bought a house with it."
Humans Are Revealing The Weird Things Their Bodies Do That They've Never Admitted To Anyone, And My Jaw Is (Quite Literally) On The Floor
"I have an eyelash that grows about an inch below my right eye. It only started appearing in 2018."
27 Hilarious Signs That Perfectly Sum Up How We're All Feeling Right Now
Laughing into April.
It's Not Much, But Here Are 29 Funny Tweets From The Week To Help You Unclench Your Jaw For 5 Minutes
Animatronic Olaf collapsing dramatically in front of a crowd of kids at Disneyland is exactly how it feels to wake up in this timeline every single day.
"I’ve Never Seen The Life Leave An Animatronic’s Eyes Before": A Video Of Robot Olaf "Dying" In Front Of A Crowd At Disneyland Paris Is Going Mega Viral
Looks like Olaf went "into the unknown."
29 People Share The Traumatizing Childhood Moments That Only Made Sense Years Later, And I'm Booking An Extra Therapy Session
"I was waiting for my mom to get home, and it felt like it was taking an extra long time. I asked my father where she was. His response? "Probably out getting r**ed.""
Lindsey Graham's Apparent Response To Those Embarrassing Disney Photos Is Going Viral For All Of The Wrong Reasons
It all comes back to the bubble wand.
"I Had To Cut Out A Guy's Butthole": Crime Scene Cleaners Are Revealing The Wildest (And Most Bizarre) Things They've Ever Seen On The Job
"You hear about bloating, but do you know what happens when a body sits in a bathtub for two weeks and soaks up all that water? It explodes."
I'm Honestly 100% Totally And Completely Convinced That It's Impossible To Solve This Puzzle Without Resetting
I mean, I can't do it. Can you?
30 Random Facts From 2026 So Far That Sound Fake But Aren’t
I, for one, am glad to know who Caesar actually is.
People Are Sharing The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Ever Done In Their Home, And It’s Enough To Make You Cancel Your Next Dinner Party
"My sister once left an entire quesadilla under my couch cushions. We were both in our late 20s/early 30s."
23 Industries That Would Collapse In A Second If We Finally Woke Up And Opened Our Eyes
"We live in a clown world. The moment you start deconstructing it, the whole thing falls apart."
Former MAGA Supporters Are Sharing The “Wake-Up Calls” That Finally Made Them Leave — From Anti-Intellectualism To Trump's Handling Of Covid — It's A Whole Range Of Reasons Why
"Fool me once, shame on you... fool me twice, shame on ME! Trump is giving the people who voted for him, and those who didn’t, his middle finger."
People Over 40 Are Sharing The Valuable Lessons That Have Changed Their Entire Outlook On Life
"You will be forgotten about. This should absolutely liberate you."
People Are Sharing Their Deepest, Darkest Secrets, And These Are Some Barn-Burners
"I can't remember if that actually happened, or if I just came up with that story to cover up having a TON of porn on my computer when my mom found it."
People Are Sharing The Unbelievable Times When A Gut Instinct Saved Their Life, And It's Literally Rewiring My Brain
"I should have been there, but I knew I should stay home."
"They Were Having An Affair For Decades": People Are Sharing The Secrets They Found Out By Complete Accident, And You'll Literally Never Guess How These Stories Play Out
"I was helping my dad fix a problem on his phone when I discovered that he's been searching for local escorts."
The Internet Is Having A Complete Meltdown Over This 20-Something-Year-Old Woman's Before And After Lip Filler And Botox Photos
"I'm peaking on an edible and I'm so happy for you."
43 Job Tweets That Made Me Laugh So Hard I Had To Fake A Coughing Fit When My Boss Walked By
"at work today i served a little girl some ice cream, and her mom says 'honey, what do u say?' And she looks me dead in the eyes and says 'I love u'"
I Was Today Years Old When I Learned About These 45 "Hidden Features" Of Everyday Items, From Credit Cards To iPhones
I had no idea there was an "ultra dark mode" on my phone!
64 Animal Photos That Are Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Funnier Than They Should Be
These animals are comedy gold.
"It Was Stuck In His PENIS." 29 Emergency Room Horror Stories That Actually Made My Jaw Drop
Hospitals aren't for the weak.
People Think The Pope Just Called Out Trump And JD Vance, And He Definitely Did
"Even the Pope hates Trump."
"We Had To Carry My 3-Year-Old Out": I Laughed So Hard At These 37 Hysterical Fails From Last Week, I Am For Sure Going STRAIGHT To The Bad Place
Is there any way to find out what kind of creature ate that Amazon package?
People Are Absolutely Losing It Over This Woman Who Finally Said What We're All Thinking About Facebook Marketplace
"Facebook Marketplace can kiss my white, flat a——"
23 Wholesome Internet Moments That Will Temporarily Cure Your Anxiety About The Entire World Going To Hell
I feel so much better already after seeing these.
People Are Sharing The Personality Types They Find Absolutely Insufferable, And I Didn't Realize Just How Many People On This Earth Make Me Categorically Batty
"My buddy seems to get into altercations a lot. HE never starts these altercations, no, no. But somehow he always finds himself in an altercation with some 'A-HOLE' who started some sh*t."
22 Women Are Sharing Their Unbridled Thoughts On The "Male Loneliness Epidemic," And I'm Here For It
"It is self-inflicted, but it seems society expects women to fix it."
My Sweet, Naive Brain Has Officially Clocked Out After Learning These Deeply Horrifying Things
She wrote a children's book about grief. Turns out she murdered her husband.
19 Times Someone Came Outta Left Field With A Hilariously Creative Insult
These people really have a way with words.
People Are Sharing The Things They Defended For Years Before Realizing They Were Downright Wrong
"I was a millennial teenager who very much believed that feminism was unnecessary.... Then I spent my entire career in a male-dominated field and learned how serious and widespread these issues are. I have changed!"
I Spoke To An Attendee Of The Disappointing Barbie Dream Fest, And It's Allegedly Worse Than You Can Imagine
"The experience was certainly unforgettable, but not in the way we were expecting."
Everything Seems Awful Right Now, So Here Are 23 Posts On The Internet This Week That Might Actually Restore Your Faith In Humanity
Reading this is the coziest and happiest I've felt all week.
Homeowners Are Sharing The “Unconventional” First Things They Bought For Their Homes, And The Wishlist For My Dream Home Just Got A Lottttttt Longer
"My absolute favorite weird purchase was a high-end, rechargeable picture light for a huge, colorful art piece in our hallway. It’s not practical, but walking past a glowing piece of art at midnight to get a glass of water makes the house feel like a museum."
People Are Sharing The Skills They Learned Out Of Pure Desperation That Ended Up Changing Their Entire Lives
"I could actually quit a soul-sucking job. That one skill totally flipped my life."
20 Things That Aren't Taught In Schools But Probably Should Be
"The existence and potential legitimacy of the U.S. completely relies upon those treaty relationships."
I Can't Stop Laughing At These 50 April Fools' Day Jokes That Are Almost Too Clever To Use
"I don’t always joke on April Fools’ Day. Just kidding, I do."
This Simple Math Problem Had Everyone Fighting 5 Years Ago, So We're Resurfacing It To See Who Can Solve It Correctly Now
Did you learn PEDMAS or BEDMAS?
Donald Trump's Bizarre Self-Admission Is Going Viral, And People Are Calling It The "Most Trump Quote Of All Time"
"You can't make this sh*t up."
I Love Nothing More Than Seeing Toxic Bosses Getting Totally Owned, So Here Are 30 Examples That Make Me Giddy With Joy
I've never seen someone write their resignation letter on a cake before.
People Are Sharing The “Normal” Things They Didn’t Realize Were Unusual Until They Grew Up, And I’m Emotional
"I thought everyone turns British when they're old."
"Ads Are Starting To Pop Up On School Buses": People Are Sharing The Wildest Things That Became Normal In The Last Few Years, And We Should All Be Deeply Disturbed By These Developments
"Why in the absolute f— are you holding random people to a higher standard than elected bloody officials?"
"My Mom, A Closet Trump Voter, Is Mad She Can't Make National Park Reservations": People Are Sharing What Finally Made Their MAGA Family Members Change Their Minds
My very Catholic aunt voted for Kamala in the last election. Everyone else in my family who voted for Trump regrets it now. It's strange how things have changed."
It’s Been A Long Week, So Here Are The 34 Funny Tweets That Actually Made Me Laugh
"What if I start commenting 'Who asked?' under everyone's LinkedIn posts?"
18 Hilarious Signs That Are So Stupid They're Actually Genius, And I Can't Stop Laughing
"Do a silly dance walking in. If we like it, $5 GAS FREE on us."
I Need To Know If These 36 Weirdly Specific Things Scream “MAGA” To You
I think Crocs are sus, but if they have Jibbitz on 'em, we're in a safe space.
Women Are Sharing How To Detect Whether A Man Is Actually Liberal From A Mile Away, And You're Gonna Want To Take Notes
Do yourself a favor and bookmark this one for future reference.
18 Tweets That Gave Me A Much-Needed Break From The Dumpster Fire That Is The World Right Now
Take a breather and read some funny tweets.
"He Went Beet Red And Never Spoke To Me Again": Women Are Revealing The Wildest Thing A Guy Has Tried To Mansplain To Them, And I'm Banging My Head Against The Wall
"We went through several rounds of this until I just gave up and walked away."
Yes, This Week Was A Disaster, But These 39 Internet Posts Had Me Hootin' And Hollerin' A Little, And It Was Kind Of Nice
"The economy is so cooked scammers went from 'a Nigerian prince wants to send you MILLIONS' to 'we are hiring remote positions apply now' texts."
Donald Trump Got Another Participation Trophy, And It’s Every Bit As Absurd As The Others
Yeah, you guessed it, he's the first person to get this one, too.
I'm 100% Convinced That You Have To Be An Actual GENIUS To Solve This Puzzle Without Resetting
I couldn't do it. Can you?
We Are In An Epidemic Of Selfishness In The US Right Now, And These 67 Entitled Jerks Prove It
These people need to go on that tour from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Or learn some manners. Either way.
I Truly Can't Stop Laughing At These Random, Hilarious Photos People Posted Online
These photos are the definition of live, laugh, love.
I Can't Stop Laughing At These 58 AI Fails That Have Me Convinced The Singularity Is Far, Far Away
"Imagine you're in the kitchen — where you belong anyway. 😏"
14 Dark And Shocking Stories About What Solitary Confinement Is Actually Like, Straight From Former Inmates
"The most awful thing was not knowing how much time had passed. You didn't know what day it was, or if it was day or night. The anxiety is unbearable. You start to think of ways to get out, dead or alive."
Women Are Sharing What They Actually Do When They're Alone, And Men Have Never Felt So Unnecessary
"Dance naked to the moon drinking the blood of my enemies."
You're Either A Walking Encyclopedia Or Completely Clueless On This 25-Question General Knowledge Challenge
Ace this to restore my faith in humanity.
The Rest Of The World Has Some Thoughts About Americans Who Don't Support Trump, And Spoiler Alert: None Of Us Are Getting Off Easy
"From a European perspective, my view of Americans in general is that they've grown spineless. They have none of the fighting spirit left."
49 Times MAGA Folks Were So Thoroughly Verbally Annihilated, I Was Convinced An Actual Murder Occurred
"If the halftime show wasn't 'white enough' for you, go read the Epstein files; it's all in English and full of white people."
This Puzzle Looks Easy At First But The Hard Mode Will Absolutely Humiliate You And Make You Want To Call Your Mommy
Here's a new satisfying puzzle where you slide clouds out of the sun's way. Three difficulties. One very happy sun.
"My Husband Died Last Month, His 'Nice' Coworker Started Messaging Me": 37 Text Messages You Won't Believe Men Actually Sent To Women
“You are the first woman that I genuinely thought of as more than just a first night stand.”
"I Cannot Afford To Eat Anymore": 51 Genuinely Horrifying Photos Of Living In America Under Trump
Some fun headlines from the last month: "Burger King rolls out AI headsets that track employee 'friendliness'" and "Meta has patented AI that can run a dead person's account, continuing to post and chat on their behalf."
20 Creepy Facts You'll Either Find Fascinating Or Want To Unlearn Immediately
These are the best, creepiest, weirdest facts I have ever learned.
Mild Vandalism Makes Me Laugh Every Time, Here Are 17 Photos That I Hope Make You Laugh, Too
When in doubt, slap some googly eyes on it.
"My Heart Dropped Into My *ss": People Are Sharing Their "I Was Almost Murdered" Stories, And Wowwww
"It scares me to know that that guy is still out there free."
Women Are Sharing The Creepiest Things They've Dealt With From Men, And I Feel Like I Need To Shower After Reading These
"He then proceeded to tell me that he saw me smile at him through the window, so he decided to WAIT OUTSIDE OF MY WORK FOR SEVERAL HOURS SO HE COULD TALK TO ME!"
"Mental Health Care For Men Truly Needs To Be A Higher Priority Than It Is": Women Are Revealing The Deeply Disturbing Things Men Have Told Them, And It May Be The Most Messed-Up Thread I've Seen
"He scraped a piece ff his friend's leg skin, fried it on the stove, and ate it"
"Wow, I'm A F—king Idiot": 37 Hysterical Fails That Made Me Laugh So Hard I Forgot About The State Of The World Right Now
Can someone let me know if the brownies are okay?
31 Unbelievably Dumb Screenshots Captured At JUST The Right Moment That Get Funnier And Funnier No Matter How Many Times I’ve Seen Them
Turn off your brain for a little bit and come laugh.
Women Are Recalling The "Yeah, We Are Definitely NOT Going To Be Friends" Moment They've Experienced With Someone, And Wow, This Is Wild
"It seems innocent, and maybe for some it could be, but usually it indicates someone who’s constantly comparing and projecting."
Americans Are Sharing The Things The Rest Of The World Is NOT Ready To Hear, And IDK Why Reading These Thoughts Made Me Want To Yell 'Muricaaa'
"Most foreigners don't realize that you can have five different people who all grew up in the state of New York, but all lived completely different lives... Each state is essentially its own country."
People Who Work Inside People's Homes Are Revealing The Wildest Things They've Ever Witnessed, And It Ranges From Cats To X-Rated
"I opened a random door to find a BDSM dungeon and a hooded 'client' tied down. He assured me it was consensual, and I closed the door and continued the job."
"People Don't Like To Talk About It, But Everyone Knows What Happened": People From Small Towns Are Sharing Their Darkest Stories
"A lot of people think the police covered the entire thing up."
49 Things People Tried To Sell That Should’ve Gone Straight In The Trash
You can buy anything online, folks. And I mean ANYTHING.
My Innocent Little Brain Is On Fire After Learning About These Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Terrifying Things
"Police responding to the scene searched the surrounding area and soon made an even more disturbing discovery: a second shallow grave nearby..."
"The Man’s Body Had Completely Liquified": Crime Scene Investigators Are Sharing The "Most Horrific" Case They've Worked On, And I'm Speechless
"He was literally only a smear of skin and hair that we did an autopsy on."
People Are Absolutely Horrified After Trump Threatened To Send ICE Agents To Airports To Replace TSA Workers
"A bunch of overly aggressive ICE agents at major airports with already frustrated travelers — what could go wrong?"
28 Things That Are Actively Destroying Society And Making Everyone's Lives Worse, But For Some Reason We Don't Want To Talk About
"The number of Americans who lack human empathy is growing significantly, and it's being encouraged."
Trump Is Definitely Not Going To Like What People Are Posting About Him After They Saw This Gas Station's Astronomical Price
My pockets can't take this anymore.
46 Disastrous Design Fails That Made Me Laugh So Hard I'm Probably Going Straight To Hell
"Stop protecting students and employees. Discrimination!!!"
26 Women Just Revealed The Moment They Realized Their "Friend" Could NOT Be Trusted...
"She made up a complete lie behind my back to ruin my marriage."
These *Might* Just Be The Dumbest People To Ever Exist — And I'm Pretty Sure 75% Of Them Are From America
There IS such a thing as a dumb question, and it's probably: "Why do the women never have to take a DNA test to see if it's their child?" Runner-up: "How do I communicate with blind people?"